Philotic Web

Went on a sleigh ride through the snowy mountain woods with the family.

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Mysteriously didn't get the promotion everyone thought I would get.

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>implying anyone on pweb has a life

Satya, I am boggled at why you continue to insist upon being a dick. There's absolutely no reason for it. Moreover, your assertion is completely unfounded. In fact, I would say Pwebbers are more full of 'life' now than they were at its inception, and I mean it. We have interesting, kind people here who in some cases we have seen graduate from school, embark on (sometimes new) careers, start families, and travel the world. It is silly of you to try to belittle those accomplishments. Just begone, would you?

As for me, I bought a spontaneous and last-minute one-way ticket to Kansas City to celebrate the New Year.

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Satya, I am boggled at why you continue to insist upon being a dick

>implying I was super-serious and being a big ol' meany-head

There's absolutely no reason for it.

Moreover, (bunch of blather about everyone's lives)

>why so serious?

Just begone, would you?

You know, all the people this board thinks are dicks are probably my favorite people on here. Except maybe KEB, he was stupid. Whatever.

Went on a Cuban vacation alone, loved it

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Hurray for Ollie's post and sentiment.

Hurray for Ollie's post and sentiment.

You people take this shıt so seriously.

>implying anyone on pweb has a life

This morning I was all "Man, what a dick thing to say!", and then I realized that my biggest plan for tonight is eating the left over ribs I made last night.

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Apparently, not having reliable internet works in my favor from time to time. Satya took a bullet for me.

Aww come on, we both know you wouldn't have received the same condemnation.

Then again, we also both know your response to what you did received wouldn't have been laden with amusing graphics either. I'm glad it turned out the way it did.

Maybe one day the three of you will realize that humor doesn't have to cut into people in order to work, especially when those people you're cutting into for the "lulz" are supposed to be friends or, at the worst, respected fellow community members.

How disappointing to see this thread go the way it has so far. But hey, respect isn't funny or fun, so what the hell? Have at it, boys.

Today I told the girl that I have developed feelings for despite both of us vowing not to that I have failed in my vow.

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Actively seeking out a job...

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>respect/friends

>internet

Pick one.

Again, taking this shıt too seriously. I mean holy crap, wow.

>respect/friends

>internet

Pick one.

The vast majority of us pwebbers have no problem picking both. And just because you don't take this place seriously doesn't mean it's wrong that some of us do.

*yawn* Moving on now.

Moving on now.

PFFFFFFTTTttttt ha ha. Pretend yawns = mega asspained. U mad



Delicious, delicious internet tears.

You bastard.

rerailed!


possibly maybe getting a divorce.

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Jogged the furthest I've ever jogged in my life last night.
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>implying anyone on pweb has a life

Post one line reply and completely derail a thread:
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All too easy.

Satya, you've completely missed it. It isn't about taking anything too seriously. Hell, I hardly even pop in here anymore -- you can't really make a case that this forum (anymore) demands a large measure of devotion from me.

But there is a time and a place. You sort of remind me of how I was, about five years ago. I had a hard time drawing the line between funny and mean (because they are often the same). I did figure it out, though, and the quantity and quality of my friends increased because of it. Give it a shot. No sense in being mean just because.

Also, don't praise yourself for derailing an internet forum thread. I mean, seriously. That's about as difficult as nailing your mom.

(continues to try to reason with me and claim not to take this too seriously)

...the quantity and quality of my friends increased because of it. Give it a shot.

If I was trying to make friends on the internet, I would. Since I'm not, I'll pass.

No sense in being mean just because.

Oh, sweet, naive little Ollie.

I wasn't talking about friends just on the internet. But, whatev.

You weren't talking about much of anything, bro.

Consider me thoroughly burned.

I think Satya has 4chan PTSD. He's spent so much time on /b/ his brain has bust, and he thinks he's still there, epic trolling for the lulz.

I think Satya has 4chan PTSD. He's spent so much time on /b/ his brain has bust, and he thinks he's still there, epic trolling for the lulz.

>mfw I don't even browse /b/ and never have
>implying I don't spend my 4chan time on /sp/, /fit/ and /new/s

No, Satya, listen to my words, you're not on 4chan any more. You can't green text here, nobody cares what reaction pic you think best represents your mfw moment, you're not anon right now, you have a personality that isn't just indistinguishable from every other meme-regurgitating 4chan user.

I know you can be fixed.

going to the gym in the morning before school

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No, Satya, listen to my words, you're not on 4chan any more. You can't green text here, nobody cares what reaction pic you think best represents your mfw moment, you're not anon right now, you have a personality that isn't just indistinguishable from every other meme-regurgitating 4chan user.

I know you can be fixed.

>implying I can't greentext here

(listens)... I can't here anything. Perhaps you meant "read"?

Pweb = old and busted.
Me = perfectly fine.

Fix what's broken, broski. Also, get over it.

As if Pweb wouldn't be infinitely better if it become /pwb/ anyways.

Moving across the ocean and getting back to what my life is supposed to be like.

+4000 points.

No, plus one million points!!

No, Satya, listen to my words, you're not on 4chan any more. You can't green text here, nobody cares what reaction pic you think best represents your mfw moment, you're not anon right now, you have a personality that isn't just indistinguishable from every other meme-regurgitating 4chan user.

I know you can be fixed.

>implying I can't greentext here

(listens)... I can't here anything. Perhaps you meant "read"?

Pweb = old and busted.
Me = perfectly fine.

Fix what's broken, broski. Also, get over it.

As if Pweb wouldn't be infinitely better if it become /pwb/ anyways.

See, there we go, I knew you could do it. I mean, you still tried to pretend you can green text here, but you talked normally for the rest, and you didn't even post a picture. I'm proud of you, "broski".

Eventually, with time, you might stop being just a random-meme generator, and you could then be a person again, with jokes of his own. That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

not understanding any of the satya/jebus conversation

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hitting 1111 posts on 1/11/11

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