LIFE points

[LilBee91]

not understanding any of the satya/jebus conversation

+3,000,000,000 LIFE points~

hitting 1111 posts on 1/11/11

+50 life points

Fixed that for you.

[Satya]

jokes of his own

That would assume any 'jokes' are actually original. They aren't. We all regurgitate the subconscious garbage we collect over time, rearranged or not. Originality is far too rare to ever be found here, 4chan, or anywhere else on the internet for that matter.

you talked normally for the rest

That would assume that I was 'talking' and not typing, and that this kind of communication is 'normal', when it's clearly far beyond or outside anything that human beings are normally physiologically/psychologically wired for.

Also, further negative bonus points for implying that here is somehow better (or even that much different) from other asscracks of the internet, or that image macros aren't just as valid a form of regurgitation as what we're doing right now.

Pic related.

[Jebus]

First of all, talk (and listen for that matter) has more than one definition.

Secondly, Jesus you're depressing when you're not acting like 4chan's poster child.

Thirdly, I guess you're right, absolute originality doesn't exist, that's kind of interesting, I suppose. However, there are degrees of originality, and purposefully repeating and reposting internet memes as a replacement for having to think up your own responses features pretty low on that scale.

Finally, there's nothing wrong with 4chan, it's a funny place with funny people, I was just mocking you cause you seemed a tad bit obsessed with the place from your posts in this thread.

[Mich]

not understanding any of the satya/jebus conversation

+3,000,000,000 LIFE points~

hitting 1111 posts on 1/11/11

+50 life points

Fixed that for you.

Seconded. Had you been holding back in order to gain that? I am properly jealous.

[Satya]

Secondly, Jesus you're depressing

No, that's just the aura produced by the wasteland we're in. I've never been happier. Stop projecting.

And admit it. This was the only nearly interesting thing you've seen/communication you've engaged in here in months.

[Jebus]

Heh, I haven't really been around much recently, so that's probably true.

[Wind Swept]

This thread broke my mind.

-3 points.

[mr_thebrain]

+50 life points

thanks!

Had you been holding back in order to gain that? I am properly jealous.

no, it wasn't planned. actually the suprising part wasn't the post count as much as the fact that i noticed it at that moment. i never look at my post count.

[CezeN]

>implying anyone on pweb has a life

-life
R.I.P.

[zeroguy]

As irritating as reading this thread may have been, it cannot overcome my love for >implying. Thanks for making me laugh, Satya.

[Eaquae Legit]

Oh God, this is just too close to home.

Grad Student Rap

Identifying too much with this: - 10,000 LIFE points.

[Wil]

Contacted three professors to use them as references, all three agreed. Submitted a bunch of job applications.

+200 LIFE Points.

[Jayelle]

I bought Ice Milk instead of Ice Cream, a whole 4L tub of it.
Damn.

-250 life points

[Mich]

I went to a grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwich cart today, unironically.

In fact, despite living in Portland, I go to most of its places and do most of its things unironically.

That gives me, like, +2000 life points.

[CezeN]

Met a friend I met on an internet forum, a couple of years ago, in real life.

+20 Lifepoints

[steph]

Met a friend I met on an internet forum, a couple of years ago, in real life.

+20 Lifepoints

How many life points does that give Rei and EL, then?

[Rei]

Twenty thousand BILLION!!!

[Dr. Mobius]

I don't really understand the points system in this thread for pretty much the same reason I never understood Calvinball either.

In other news, I'm building a blue/black/white artifact life gain/mill Magic deck.

- 20 life points
+ 300 nerd cred

[Eaquae Legit]

We worked it out last night, and including meeting each other, between us Rei and I have met 26 people from the internets. 13 from pweb, 12 from Hatrack, and 1 from Sheroes. There's some who count as pweb and hatrack, or pweb and sheroes, but we only counted them once.

[eggbalancer]

Being invited by a mall in Hong Kong to come break the world record for balancing eggs, judge an egg balancing competition and teach small children how to balance eggs.

+ 500 LIFE points.

My diabolical schemes are coming to fruition. It will seriously increase my life points to take the trip.

[Eaquae Legit]

That is amazingly awesome. No joke.

[waffleman]

Being invited by a mall in Hong Kong to come break the world record for balancing eggs, judge an egg balancing competition and teach small children how to balance eggs.

+ 500 LIFE points.

My diabolical schemes are coming to fruition. It will seriously increase my life points to take the trip.

Lol thats amazing

By the way what is ur profession?

[eggbalancer]

I am a Lead Security Officer for Homeland Security. However, I am never as serious at home!

[waffleman]

I am a Lead Security Officer for Homeland Security. However, I am never as serious at home!

You just might be on my top 10 people I look up to list.

[steph]

Going to open gym night at the gymnastics center.

-$10
+100 LIFE points

[steph]

I am a Lead Security Officer for Homeland Security. However, I am never as serious at home!

You just might be on my top 10 people I look up to list.

Awwww! I just noticed this! That's so nice of you to say about my husband!

[eggbalancer]

Attempted the Atomic Reaper ghost pepper 10 wing challenge at America's Bar and Grill. Involuntarily threw up while shoving in the 9th wing. My coworkers paid for the wings and kept up their end of the bet that I couldn't eat more than 7. Seriously yakked my guts out when I got home.

+$50
-200 LIFE points

[Rei]

Daaang, those'd be some hot wings. Actually hot wings at that! We have a jar of naga pickle and we're just still figuring out how much to add or not add to avoid making things quite that spicy but still have flavour. We've been measuring in increments of roughly two drops.

[Eaquae Legit]

Attempted the Atomic Reaper ghost pepper 10 wing challenge at America's Bar and Grill. Involuntarily threw up while shoving in the 9th wing. My coworkers paid for the wings and kept up their end of the bet that I couldn't eat more than 7. Seriously yakked my guts out when I got home.

+$50
-200 LIFE points

Respect, man. I have a pretty high tolerance for spice, and I often laugh at dudes and their "suicide wings". But I know naga, and that's legitimately hot.

So add another 100 life points for earning the respect of EL.

[Wil]

One month one week later, heard back from one of the places I submitted a resume to. A game development company, no less! They asked me to do a java programming test, and depending on how well I did on it, they would ask me to come in for an interview. Woman that called me today seemed impressed with my resume and by how much work I've done outside of classes.

A cautiously optimistic +200 LIFE points.

[Wil]

Interview with the Senior Software Engineer at the Konami office here in Vegas, 2pm tomorrow. Woot!

+200 LIFE points

[Mich]

Interview with the Senior Software Engineer at the Konami office here in Vegas, 2pm tomorrow. Woot!

+200 LIFE points

Excellent! *air guitar riff*

[Syphon the Sun]

Landed an interview next week for the Koch Associate Program. One of the non-DC-based partner organizations? A libertarian think-tank in my preferred city.

+ 200 life points.

[steph]

Yay!

[CezeN]

Got my first F (54) on a college test.

-54 life points