PWEB Portraits 2.0

[steph]

Adam, that is adorable!!

I think I need a girl next.

Kimmie, that poster is sweet!

[wigginboy]

I don't know if I have ever posted my picture on here so most of you don't know what I look like. So here is a picture I snapped last night, its the most recent you get.

I normally wear glasses but there was a glare so I removed them.

[Gravity Defier]

Comparing that picture to your avatar...she looks a lot like you, to me.

[VelvetElvis]

I agree with her, but I was a bit taken aback by the, er, stern expression on your face.

[Mich]

I normally wear glasses but there was a glare so I removed them.

I was a bit taken aback by the, er, stern expression on your face.

Heh heh, glare.

[Tcashon]

Here is me an my fiance about a month after we got engaged. She's an awesome woman, and she puts up with all my crap

[Rei]

I assumed the stern glare was because he's trying to see the camera in his glasses-less state. "I think I set it to take a shot..."

[Gravity Defier]

T, you and your fiancée are a ridiculously good-looking couple.

[lyons24000]

Are you trying to get on the Launchie's good side again? Shame.

But I thought that, too, Mr. TCashon.

[VelvetElvis]

*insert Zoolander quote here*


You remind me of a team of carriage horses. In a completely non-insulting way, of course.

[neo-dragon]

T, you and your fiancée are a ridiculously good-looking couple.

Seriously, you look like you should be starring on a Soap Opera or something.

[Gravity Defier]

Are you trying to get on the Launchie's good side again? Shame.

Huh?

*insert Zoolander quote here*

Oh, thank you! I knew I'd heard what I said, or something close enough, but I couldn't remember where.

[Jebus]

It's been awhile since I've posted a picture, so you're probably all missing my handsome face.

I prefer to post picures of me with attractive women, and this case is no different.

[Tcashon]

Are you always that out of focus Jebus? It's like we're looking at you through beer googles, which is not necessarily a bad thing.

[Yebra]

Looks in focus to me, might want to try adjusting your screen?

And here's a recent me:

[ender1]

Definately out of focus

[Jebus]

Alex has a special focus correcting screen.

[Gravity Defier]

Two things, Jeebs:

1) For some reason, you and smiling don't go together in my head; though you do have a nice smile, don't get me wrong.

and

2) As much as I hate to admit it, you really are kind of, sort of, maybe a little bit attractive. In a blurry sort of way.




I will probably regret saying either, or both, of those things.

[locke]

jebus smiling is indeed a bit disoncerting, especially without the avatar to offset it. :p

[Jebus]

And here's a non-smiling pic for you then. In this one I am attempting to do the sexy stare that a friend always does, and to be honest, I think I nailed it.



Oh and don't worry, Alea, it's ok to want me, you're only human.

[Gravity Defier]

I am attempting to do the sexy stare that a friend always does, and to be honest, I think I nailed it.

Oh and don't worry, Alea, it's ok to want me, you're only human.

Oh, hell, who am I trying to fool?

Completely nailed it; I think I might have had a dirty thought or two.

[Jebus]

Giggidy.

[lyons24000]

Jebus, you look much younger then I thought and the look on your face says to me, "They don't know what I'm planning to do with the two of them tonight. Look at them, they're so naive, smiling, eyes full of trust towards me. Oh well, they're eyes and smiles will communicate something completely different in a few hours."

Yes, I got all of that out of your face. But, man, you sure do look much younger then I would imagine. It is a bit disconcerting.

Also, you remind me of someone. An actor. Not particularly famous but an actor who played in a good chunk of movies. I keep thinking Devon Sawa but it isn't that.



I'm still trying to figure it out. As I said, for some reason I keep thinking Devon Sawa but it is not him. Can anyone else figure it out. Perhaps it is a singer.

[Jayelle]

John Mayer?

[powerfulcheese04]

I am attempting to do the sexy stare that a friend always does, and to be honest, I think I nailed it.

Oh and don't worry, Alea, it's ok to want me, you're only human.

Oh, hell, who am I trying to fool?

Completely nailed it; I think I might have had a dirty thought or two.

Haha! Yeah... Jebus is a lot more attractive than I thought/remembered from old picture threads...

[locke]

*pulls Jebus out from under the pile of pweb girls*

You okay buddy? looked like you were getting mobbed... say, where'd all your clothes go?

[steph]

Haha! Yeah... Jebus is a lot more attractive than I thought/remembered from old picture threads...

I agree. The picture was a pleasant surprise! He did not look that attractive in my mind!

[lyons24000]

I thought he was a pale, short, chubby kid who wore glasses and was somehow very witty. And he made people think he was so attractive like Brad Paisley and the Online video, except this short fat Jebus kid was humorous in a different way then Jason Alexander.

[Young Val]

whoa, you guys are harsh! haha


Always knew Jebus must've been a looker, myself.

[Jayelle]

It's not like this is the first time Jebus has posted pics of himself...

[Jebus]

Don't blame them, Jayelle, it's hard to think straight when you get caught unexpectedly by my sexy, brown-eyed stare; I should have put up a warning before-hand.

And John Mayer? Gross. That guy is one pale complexion away from being a vampire.

[powerfulcheese04]

It's just been such a long time, I guess.

[Luet]

No one else saw Jeebs pic and thought, "Awww, look at the wittle leprechaun."?

[Young Val]

I was waiting for someone to crudely photoshop sheep in, personally.

[Rei]

That's what I was waiting for, too, really. If Chico were posting more it'd have been done by now, I'm sure.