Philotic Web

Somewhat like first class airport lounges, this is an exclusive thread for all the awesome people who have made it into four digit post counts because they know it's not quality vs. quantity, it's both!

Or maybe I'm taking a jab at Syphon because he is my friend and I can.


Or maybe I'm showing CezeN it's okay to be stupid and ignored.



Or maybe I really am a snob! (That's probably it.)

Join me, the other 23-ish of you, in talking about the others. They'll never know; it's a very exclusive thread.

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Okay, really, you can use this to test ideas if you guys want. I'm sure the mods will break them off if they get popular enough.

It's finally happened. Alea has gone mad with power.

Wait a second... What power?

I'm in the club, I'm in the club!

I have enough posts. Just not on this pweb.

*pouts*

It's kind of like switching airlines, eh? No one at British Air cares how many Delta points you have..

Get out, you peasant! These mimosas are not for you!

Ahem. I will now slip into my velour robe and recline into this plush, leather chair.

Get out, you peasant! These mimosas are not for you!

Ahem. I will now slip into my velour robe and recline into this plush, leather chair.

Quiet N00b!! LOL

Give me a week or so. Less if Limegiver was still around.

Props to anyone who that makes sense to.

*runs and hides*

What power?

Exactly.

It's been so serious in my head lately, I needed some mindless fun.

Any good complimentary snacks? And do we have bouncers to keep the riff-raff out?

I'm just gonna chill in the corner over here with my Courvoisier. I know I don't have the post count in this version, but I don't care. Nobody here is man enough to f*** with me. Gangsta'

I'll be the bouncer!!

*Punches daP in the kidneys and drags him out*

Can I get a tazer in case anyone else causes trouble?

I'll get you a tazer. My mom used to carry one with her when she worked on the road.

*looks away while neo takes care of the intruders*

Got to keep it classy in here!

Where's the scotch?

What about us extra-cool 2500+ posters, huh? We are the ultra-elite. Like... celebrities.

*puts on giant sunglasses*

*reclines by the pool*

You there, cabana boy! Fetch me some Perrier!

You there, Adam-person! Nine measly little posts stand between you and supereriador status. Jayelle just joined the club and you can, too!

What do you get for joining? You get to sleep on clouds, drink the sweet nectar of the gods for breakfast, 72 virgins...wait, that last one is not part of our group.

*fetches Jayelle her Perrier*

I think I had this distiction on the previous incarnation and on this one!

You there, Adam-person! Nine measly little posts stand between you and supereriador status. Jayelle just joined the club and you can, too!

What do you get for joining? You get to sleep on clouds, drink the sweet nectar of the gods for breakfast, 72 virgins...wait, that last one is not part of our group.

I'm sorry little birdie but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Read the sign.

I guess Caspian can stay since he's Jan's cabana boy.

*does a little dance for Jan*

I did not ask for a little dance, you are disturbing the other bathers. Outta the thread, Pablo.

I'm sorry little birdie but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Read the sign.

I'm the, uh, mascot. Yeah, the mascot.

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What? You don't think I look like a big, scary dragon?

Rawr!

*smile?*

Get out, you peasant! These mimosas are not for you!

Ahem. I will now slip into my velour robe and recline into this plush, leather chair.

Quiet N00b!! LOL

Give me a week or so. Less if Limegiver was still around.

Props to anyone who that makes sense to.

*runs and hides*

Word.

Oh Snap. That is a one word post into a double post in your elite club...bitches.

*Tazes Petrie and Ed*

*Tazes Petrie*

Are you trying to kill me?! I may look big and imposing but I'm really quite small. I'll be taking this up with my lawyer, who is part of this club, I'll have you know. He's almost lost all of his soul, even!

*walks out*

*does a little dance for Jan*

Ugh, this bottom-feeder is getting peasant-mud all over my silk slippers. Oh bouncer? Bouncer?

Jan, I must ask you to control your man-servant from now on or else he won't be allowed entry.

Woo! Do we get fancy bathrobes or anything for belonging to such an exclusive club?

I was gonna delete posts in this thread by anyone without 1000 posts but its too damn funny to get rid of. :p

It's over one thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

I am going to hit on every single lady in the club! :3

*Tazes Petrie and Ed*

Don't taze me bro!

Plus, people from Philadelphia eat that s*** up!

*Orders up drinks for everyone*

It's finally happened. Alea has gone mad with power.

Of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.

It's finally happened. Alea has gone mad with power.

Of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.

She's telepathically puppeteering eddie!

*sneaks back in*

She's telepathically puppeteering eddie!

mwahahaha, all part of my evil plot to get him and others into the Lounge against their will.



*tip-toes out*

She's doing it again! Don't let her get me!