Philotic Web

In a show of strength, the imperial stormtroopers are going to stage a militar parade in one of the spiritual capitals of the core worlds (incidentelly, the city where i live).
Furthermore, none other than Lord Vader will preside this event, to dispell once and for all the greatly exagerated rumours about his death.

This display of martial might is intended to instill fear in the rebel scum and restore the imperial dominion over the worlds that had been swayed by their lies.

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*our HD image has been sabotaged! Rebels, there will be retribution!


This is a twitting event that some guys are trying to organize for May 21st, to commemorate the 30th anniversary of "The Empire Strikes Back". Can't wait for it!
http://imperialstormtroopers.com/index_en.htm

We'll never bow down to you, Imperial scum!

Long live the dark side of the force! We have cookies.

Long live the dark side of the force! We have cookies.

Hold on a minute! Where are the other three Ewoks on this board hiding? Hmm?

I picked Ewok. Because I'm short and say rawr. I feel justified in my pick.

*throws rock at Storm Trooper, then crawls into a tight narrow space.*

I serve the Trader Emergency Coalition.

Clicks in Ewokese: "Choose a side, or die!"

The Galactic Empire has met a new success against the rebel terrorists and retrieved the propaganda pamphlets:


Long life to the Empire!

Viva la Vader!

There are 3 Galactic Empire soldiers, 2 rebels, and 10 Ewoks. Is this entire board giant hairy animals?

Little hairy animals. Ewoks are the little hairy guys who ambush AT-STs with log traps. Wookies, on the other hand, are the giant hairy guys who rip arms out of sockets when they lose.