Things That Are Wrong With The World

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Things That Are Wrong With The World

Postby Satya » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:24 pm

1. People magazine.

People magazine is a serial tribute to the continuing, slow decline of Western civilization.

You're up next.

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Postby CezeN » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:50 pm

2. Satya

The world actually allowed him to come into existance. lol that's like a permenant blot on the history of the human race.
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Postby Satya » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:59 pm

The world didn't do it. ;-)

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Postby Mich » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:29 pm

3. That I'm sick with some sort of sinus infection that moved into my lungs or something, which gives me a headache and makes it hurt to look at computer screens. Boo, P-Web making me hurt.
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Postby jotabe » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:41 pm

4.- Self-confidence: it makes otherwise normal people into blundering, bumbling fools, prone to errors they wouldn't make were they doubting themselves a bit, second-guessing their assumptions. It gets worse, though: makes regular people into jerks, bullies and totalitarians (the difference in these three lies only in the amount of power they wield), as they are so sure their way is right, they are willing to force others to adopt it. Self-confident people are immune to critical thinking, shielded by their screen of arrogance.

Only known vaccine is a small dose of insecurity, and a huge dose of reality-check.

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Mistake due to self confidence:
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Self-confident pompous ass:
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Self-confident jerk, also a fan of hair grease:
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Self-confident bullies banding together... you never expect them, but you should!
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Postby Satya » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:32 pm

5. Rolling your ankle.

I think that about says it all.

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Postby starlooker » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:39 pm

That the e-acadamy version of SPSS Grad Pack doesn't come with Amos.

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Postby BonitoDeMadrid » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:13 am

Most reality TV shows, and in particular Jersey Shore. Game shows evolved into something so much more sinister than we could imagine.

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Postby Crazy Tom: C Toon » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:56 pm

you know the world's messed up when:

The best golfer is a black guy

The best rapper is a white guy

The tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese
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Postby jotabe » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:16 pm

On a more serious note, this.

Bullies getting away with it, teens threatening their teachers, and when does police act? When a girl doodles on her table :roll:
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Postby locke » Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:39 am

People never having seen Who's on First is one of the things wrong with the world.

People not having a clue what I'm talking about if I refer to Vitameatavegimen (it's so Tasty too!) is another of the things wrong with the world. :-p
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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Postby zeroguy » Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:23 am

Maybe it's because you actually mean Vitameatavegamin?

Edit: The girl pictured is twelve? Holy hell.
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