You guys are kinda lame.

[Satya]

True story.

[starlooker]

Only kinda?

[Jeesh_girl15]

He's back.

[Jayelle]

Based on a true story.

[Syphon the Sun]

Inspired by a true story.

[Eaquae Legit]

Don't be fooled by the marketing, it has nothing to do with the true story. I hate when they use taglines like that! If you aren't already asleep I will link a dozen wikipedia articles that prove my point about this true story, Rudy, Iron Will, Eight Below, and that new Sanda Bullock movie I haven't gotten to seeing yet but which I'm sure has nothing to do with the true story it's based on either.

[jotabe]

cool story, bro!

[Satya]

[human.]

I can walk just fine, thanks.

[Syphon the Sun]

Don't be fooled by the marketing, it has nothing to do with the true story. I hate when they use taglines like that! If you aren't already asleep I will link a dozen wikipedia articles that prove my point about this true story, Rudy, Iron Will, Eight Below, and that new Sanda Bullock movie I haven't gotten to seeing yet but which I'm sure has nothing to do with the true story it's based on either.

At least that King Arthur movie from a few years ago was completely accurate to the true story, though.

Right?

[Syphon the Sun]

I can walk just fine, thanks.

Even if you didn't, what of it? You walk with a limp. So does 50 Cent and he's done alright for himself.

[Jeesh_girl15]

Inspired by a true story.

*big important narrator voice* And inspiring the whole rest of the world to be even lamer.

[Gravity Defier]

Inspired by a true story.

*big important narrator voice* And inspiring the whole rest of the world to be even lamer.

Not too bad but I think it's more like:

In a world where the lame congregate on a message forum, discussing characters who took over the world on a message forum, one man tried to stand out. *explosion* Join us this summer as Satya tries to do the impossible *helicopter* and make Pweb cool. *random and unnecessary woman in a bikini...probably screaming or looking vapid and fade to black*

SUMMER 2010
www.philoticweb.net

[Eddie Pinz]

Don't be fooled by the marketing, it has nothing to do with the true story. I hate when they use taglines like that! If you aren't already asleep I will link a dozen wikipedia articles that prove my point about this true story, Rudy, Iron Will, Eight Below, and that new Sanda Bullock movie I haven't gotten to seeing yet but which I'm sure has nothing to do with the true story it's based on either.

At least that King Arthur movie from a few years ago was completely accurate to the true story, though.

Right?

I think EL's head might have exploded over this one.

[Eaquae Legit]

Would you believe I never actually finished the movie? My sister and I got out the rum, put the subtitles on so we could sub the words "lobster" and "pants" into the dialogue, and got bored of even that within about 40 minutes. We gave up, had to return the video, and I've never felt the need to finish it.

And I made it through Troy. Twice.

[CezeN]

Inspired by a true story.

*big important narrator voice* And inspiring the whole rest of the world to be even lamer.

Not too bad but I think it's more like:

In a world where the lame congregate on a message forum, discussing characters who took over the world on a message forum, one man tried to stand out. *explosion* Join us this summer as Satya tries to do the impossible *helicopter* and make Pweb cool. *random and unnecessary woman in a bikini...probably screaming or looking vapid and fade to black*

SUMMER 2010
www.philoticweb.net

I lold

[Jeesh_girl15]

You Lold... lame... You should see the movie. It could help.

[Wil]

[CezeN]

[Gravity Defier]

Wil wins the whole day; maybe the week.

[Jeesh_girl15]

I'm sorry, but that's just awesome. Like awesomely awesomely awesome.

He wins for the week, hands down. That was just epic. *tearing up*

[Satya]

I look so f'ing badass. I'd see that.

You misspelled Satya in the credits. -2 points.

[Wil]

Oops. I'd fix it, but my computer crashed soon after I finished it and I didn't save the PDF. Oh well!

The PG-13 warning, FYI, says "Gratuitous Bikini's, Exposions, Sarcasm".

[Petra456]

Ha, that's awesome! Now I have generic action movie music running though my head.

[zeroguy]

Awesome; well done. However, my vote for the studio name would be "KillEvilBanned studios".

[jotabe]

2 out of 2 scientists agree. It's full of win:

[Satya]

[Eddie Pinz]

True story.

Got to agree right here. The lameness level has certainly elevated.

[Psudo]

that new Sanda Bullock movie

Blind Side. It's at least true in the sense that it's what the family really asserts is true. More or less (link contains spoilers).

That's an interesting way to address the whole concept of "true stories": accurately depict someone's point of view. Then it's only wrong to the extent that person is biased. Bones/Kathy Reichs is another example, wherein the character in the TV show is a cross between a real person, who is also a consultant on the show, and a fictional, semi-autobiographical character written by that consultant. Doubtless, the individual stories and much of the character's history is fiction, but it bodes well for the realism of the procedural elements and virtually ensures some autobiographical elements will remain solidly true.

[zeroguy]

a_winner_is_you_1024.jpg

Not sure if I missed this, but this reminds me of this image. Have I linked this before?