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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Eaquae Legit » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:03 pm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-best ... he-botched" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I laughed. I could not breathe.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Gravity Defier » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:11 pm




Laughed harder than I should have.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Dr. Mobius » Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:16 am

The enemy's fly is down.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Jayelle » Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:51 am

That "fixed" painting KILLS me. I laugh to keep from crying.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby starlooker » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:53 am

http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/12-hi ... n?s=mobile

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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Gravity Defier » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:11 pm

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I wrote about doing similar in the thread Satya made about the weird things we do.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Mich » Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:53 am

Every time I use the microwave now I think of that comic and how inaccurate it is. You know what buttons I use just as often as the 9? 6, 7, and 8. You never end your amount in them, you can't have your seconds count in them, and I very rarely need to cook anything that long.

So you're wrong, Randall. Dead wrong. Or at least playing favorites.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby LilBee91 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:45 am

Once upon a time I had a microwave that would let you put in up to 99 seconds. It was awesome.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby starlooker » Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:07 am

Thinking of this thread, I microwaved something for sixteen seconds instead of fifteen this morning. I swear, the 6 was startled and then nearly in tears.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby LilBee91 » Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:11 pm

Keanu Reeves doing Shakespeare. Much Ado About Nothing is just fantastic.

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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Luet » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:33 am

I agree!
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Eaquae Legit » Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:40 pm

Today on the street I saw a guy with an awesome t-shirt. It said "ESCAPE VELOCITY - you can't leave home without it!" and had a little NASA logo. Plus the relevant equations.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Eaquae Legit » Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:01 pm

The expression on this kid's face also made me bust out laughing.

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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Gravity Defier » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:02 pm

I'm not sure why I thought this was so hilarious but I'm not going to question it.

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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Dr. Mobius » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:43 pm

Today on the street I saw a guy with an awesome t-shirt. It said "ESCAPE VELOCITY - you can't leave home without it!" and had a little NASA logo. Plus the relevant equations.
This one?
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby jotabe » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:21 pm

I'm not sure why I thought this was so hilarious but I'm not going to question it.

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:lol: that killed me, right there XD
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby thoughtreader » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:20 am

So Aleas post made me think of this....

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and while looking for it on google i found these...

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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby jotabe » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:34 am

hahahahahahaha XD omg... can't... breathe.... XD
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby LilBee91 » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:44 pm

I made a very sarcastic comment on someone's Facebook post and one of her other friends said, "I don't know you, but that is a terrible comment." I can't decide if she completely missed the sarcasm in my post and was genuinely offended or just didn't find it funny. Either way, I kind of do. Does this make me a bad person?
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Gravity Defier » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:53 pm

[quote="LilBee91"Does this make me a bad person?[/quote]

Not even close.


(But I may be a terrible judge of this...)
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby wizzard » Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:00 am

This. Every single time.

In fact, Wondermark in general is fantastic, but this one's my all time favorite.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby jotabe » Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:57 am

This. Every single time.

In fact, Wondermark in general is fantastic, but this one's my all time favorite.
And the next one! :D

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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Syphon the Sun » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:40 pm

Saw this a few weeks ago, but forgot to post it.

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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby jotabe » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:43 am

Awesome! XD
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby GS » Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:24 pm

I made a politics thread. That's rich.
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Gravity Defier » Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:31 am

That the front page says 'congratulations to' people who are celebrating birthdays. "Congratulations on having a successful birth x years ago!"
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Postby Gravity Defier » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:40 pm

I have an email "from" Bill Clinton with a subject line of "President Obama was terrific last night".

I know what it is in reference to but that doesn't make it any less funny to me when I think of it as being sexual in nature.
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One mind can think only of its own questions; it rarely surprises itself. -Bean, ES

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Postby locke » Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:24 pm

https://twitter.com/fivethirtynate" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Mich » Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:25 pm

My friend whose Twitter is entirely parts of his NaNoWriMo that he's particularly proud of, with occasional transcriptions of the conversation he has with the ostensibly main character of his NaNo 2008.

But it's more of an elitist laugh, which makes me feel like a bad person.
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Postby elfprince13 » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:57 am

Journalists who rely on Google Image search. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/13/a ... my-snatch/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Eaquae Legit » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:51 pm

Reason I Know I Married the Right Person #263:

Me, on typing "word" instead of "world": Although, if you accept God as the logos and the universe as the uttering of logos, world and word are very close to the same thing
Rei: that was generally my thought
Rei: word, world, one and the same
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Re: Things that make me laugh

Postby Eaquae Legit » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:39 pm

Watching Family Feud with mom and Nom:

Announcer: 100 people surveyed, give me something that comes after "pork-" [-chop, -loin, -roast, etc.]
Mom: -cullis!

Yes, my mother suggested "porkcullis" as an answer. She later suggested "-upine", as in "porcupine", but since one of the contestants also suggested that, I can't make too much fun.

But still. Porkcullis. Just golden, mom. ♥
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