Philotic Web

Posted: **Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:08 pm**

Yeah, I know the title is lame.

Well, because there is the Things I love and hate columns, I though we could make one where we post things that amuse us that aren't really that funny if you think about it. For instance:

I find it funny when people fail a test or quiz. It's sounds mean, right? But I couldn't help laughing when I graded this girls Spanish quiz and she missed EVERY SINGLE QUESTION.

So what amuses you?

Posted: **Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:01 pm**

Newbies.

Posted: **Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:05 pm**

Good one!

Posted: **Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:46 pm**

Hahaha Newbies? I feel so welcome to know that my presence here amuses you.

Posted: **Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:32 pm**

Nearly 35 posts per day means you can't help but be amusing to some people in some fashion.

Posted: **Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:18 pm**

I suppose it is kinda funny

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:52 pm**

Yes, I agree. I've been here a year and yet if we compare the number of posts between Peterlover14 and me...well...I think that's funny.

I also find it funny when someone just starts laughing randomly during a conversation because they remembered something hilarious...and the rest of the people just look at them like they're an idiot.

In this case: Aes = idiot.

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:51 pm**

Aes=smart

Don't even argue.

I find that funny too. Except I laugh when nobody is talking.

Miranda=weird and dumb?

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:11 pm**

I just reread the entire Harry Potter SPOILERS thread. (Originally, I was rereading all of my posts. But I got diverted.)

That made me laugh really hard.

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:20 pm**

Which part made you laugh?

It makes me laugh when a teacher is talking and absolutely NOBODY is listening.

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:23 pm**

Its funny when a teacher goes so off-topic and we spend the whole class discussing things like cafeteria food. Complete waste of a lesson, but funny all the same.

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:24 pm**

It's funny when some tries to say something and it is completely uncoherent.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:12 am**

Me, I'm funy when I'm trying to think of something that's on the tip of my tongue, and it's al quiet, and everyone is watching me, then when I remember it, I jump up and yell, "OH MY GOSH! It was [insert whatever it was]!!!" really loud and everyone stares.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:51 am**

Several things that I used to or currently just think about randomly to get a quick mindlaugh, which might even translate into a smile.

1. Girl: Hey, do any of you know if John F Kennedy is alive?
Me:.....Llllllllllollll
No he isn't. (it's not like he's famously known for getting assasinated or anything like that)
Girl: Oh, because he's kinda hot.
Me: ..........lol

2.
Friend: D.C. has a representative in Congress? too, but she doesn't do anything. She just like sits and watches.
Me: Well...she is a women
Both of us: LOL (no offense)

3. Assassins of _____ Penitentiary

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:36 pm**

They have three shadows, actually. One in the House, two in the Senate.

And none of them are women.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:47 pm**

lol the more you know.

4. Bonus Question on Government Final: What are the three b's that lobbyists use?
Actual answer: Bribes, Booze, and Broads
Answer I put: Bribes, Booze,...........................
....................................................................
(I literally spent 4 minutes trying to think of the last one)
Boobs?

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:51 pm**

Hanng on, aren't we talking about Eleanor Norton? Unless there are sneaky sneaky mind games going on here.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:00 pm**

oh, so D.C. is represented by a woman?

SYPHONTHESUN!?!?!?!?!

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:07 pm**

You're right, she's the actual delegate who gets to sit on committee. I was thinking of the two shadow senators and one shadow representative that D.C. voters elect (who have offices at the Capitol but aren't recognized by Congress and spend most of their time complaining about how D.C. doesn't have adequate representation -- all three are men).

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:36 pm**

Excuse me, this is not the talk about politics thread.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:24 pm**

Excuse me, this is not the talk about politics thread.

Wrong. Syphon posted here. He has the Politics Touch! His law degree doesn't hurt.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:26 pm**

Plus, we weren't talking about politics as much as we were talking about the structure of the government.

Posted: **Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:02 am**

Okay, okay sorry. I was feeling bad when I posted that. It was rude.

Oh and....law degree? That's er...scary...

Posted: **Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:49 pm**

Oh, I want a law degree so bad, damn it! I have to wait antoher seven years though, this sucks. But, as Pl14 mentioned, this is not the place to complain, so here's what makes be laugh:

When someone is trying to talk to someone and they other person is completely ignoring. Yet they still continue to talk. Its fun to watch that sometimes. I don't understand why people don't get when they're not wanted, I mean, there are very obvious signs. Self-centered people are quite weird.

Posted: **Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:20 pm**

Yes they are. I'm so aware of what people think of me that I get a little paranoid. Maybe I'm not the only one who noticed that.

I find it funny when someone says something that is totally incoherent. Like the other day when I was talking to some people at the front of the bus and laughing and stuff and then this really weird red-headed kid with a high voice and a redneck accent yell something from the back of the bus and NOBODY knew what he said. It was hilarious.

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:36 pm**

Geeky teachers who have no life.

Posted: **Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:24 pm**

When my cat eats our food off our counter and my mom yells at him.

She's funny when she's mad.

Posted: **Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:18 am**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-47VmFopE

SNC is awesome.

Posted: **Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:25 am**

Hahaha that was great. I never heard of SNC.

The Jewish part in that song made me laugh.

Posted: **Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:32 am**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-47VmFopE

SNC is awesome.

My mom discovered them a month ago, so I got her one of their albums for Christmas. "Africa" is stuck in my head 24/7, now.

Posted: **Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:39 am**

That was great but man, some of those guys are SWEATING.

Posted: **Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:25 am**

I have both cds and think SNC is pretty dang awesome.

Carol of the Bells

Christmas CanCan

I also love their version of We Three Kings that is opened in the style of the Mission Impossible theme.

Posted: **Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:46 pm**

They really need to do a non-Christmas album. Their covers are pretty amazing.

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

I'm Yours

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:24 pm**

Top 10 things that make me laugh

1. Nearly everything on http://www.failblog.org
2. Old people
3. Stupid people, like the people watching Yes Man with me who didn't know who Karl Marx was
4. Everything on Fail Toys channel on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_q ... =0&spell=1
5. Calvin & Hobbes
6. Philosophers who think that they don't exist
7. Smosh on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/smosh
8. uh... My OCD Latin teacher
9. Monty Python's Flying circus
10. (500) Days of Summer

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:26 pm**

I may regret asking, but what makes an OCD Latin teacher?

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