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Postby Graff^ » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:46 am

The U.S. World cup team.
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Postby Eaquae Legit » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:30 pm

Rei: "After this book, I think I'm going to pick up The Owl Messenger Service."
EL: *laughter* "Way to confuse the Mabinogion with Harry Potter!"
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Postby megxers » Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:39 pm

I am in the city of my college; I graduated over a year ago and though I've been back, I hadn't really paid much attention to the details then. This place is stranger than I remember. In a completely hilarious, inappropriate, talking about drug paraphernalia with my mother way.

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Postby Jeesh_girl15 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:19 pm

The U.S. World cup team.


Ok, I only just saw this comment.

*sigh* Yes, I suppose that's true. Of course, they don't quite make me laugh as they make me cry. But at least they made it to the Round of 16...
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Postby Graff^ » Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:11 pm

iCarly! Or any of those Nick/ Disney shows that are like that.
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Postby Peterlover14 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:39 pm

Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Best character ever:)
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Postby ValentineNicole » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:26 pm

My new subtitle. LOL

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Postby Jayelle » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:45 pm

:D I thought it suited your avatar quite well.
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Postby megxers » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:25 pm

I just discovered an account from 2005 in which I listed a favorite Ender's Shadow "pairing." I don't recall EVER liking them together THAT much. But I laughed pretty hard when I saw that because I was like, wait, what now?
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Postby Mich » Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:26 pm

I just discovered an account from 2005 in which I listed a favorite Ender's Shadow "pairing." I don't recall EVER liking them together THAT much. But I laughed pretty hard when I saw that because I was like, wait, what now?
*gasp* You're a shipper?
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Postby megxers » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:06 pm

I just discovered an account from 2005 in which I listed a favorite Ender's Shadow "pairing." I don't recall EVER liking them together THAT much. But I laughed pretty hard when I saw that because I was like, wait, what now?
*gasp* You're a shipper?
I swear, the only ships I ever really cared about were Mulder/Scully, Lee/Kara and to a degree, Harry/Hermione.... :P
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Postby ValentineNicole » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:58 pm

I just discovered an account from 2005 in which I listed a favorite Ender's Shadow "pairing." I don't recall EVER liking them together THAT much. But I laughed pretty hard when I saw that because I was like, wait, what now?
*gasp* You're a shipper?
I swear, the only ships I ever really cared about were Mulder/Scully, Lee/Kara and to a degree, Harry/Hermione.... :P
Haha, I am so definitely a "shipper" though I only just learned the term via this post.

Harry/Hermione, Bones/Booth, Spike/Buffy, Robin/Ted, Penny/Leonard, Sawyer/Kate, Andy/Nancy...And the list goes ON and ON.

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Postby megxers » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:00 am

I just discovered an account from 2005 in which I listed a favorite Ender's Shadow "pairing." I don't recall EVER liking them together THAT much. But I laughed pretty hard when I saw that because I was like, wait, what now?
*gasp* You're a shipper?
I swear, the only ships I ever really cared about were Mulder/Scully, Lee/Kara and to a degree, Harry/Hermione.... :P
Haha, I am so definitely a "shipper" though I only just learned the term via this post.

Harry/Hermione, Bones/Booth, Spike/Buffy, Robin/Ted, Penny/Leonard, Sawyer/Kate, Andy/Nancy...And the list goes ON and ON.
Boo hiss, 15 year old me was also a rabid Jack/Kate shipper :P
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Postby Young Val » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:44 pm

Harry/Hermione?!?! :evil:

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well I have snozzed and lost
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I hear the bells
so fascinating and
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and I can
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Postby ValentineNicole » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:44 pm

I just discovered an account from 2005 in which I listed a favorite Ender's Shadow "pairing." I don't recall EVER liking them together THAT much. But I laughed pretty hard when I saw that because I was like, wait, what now?
*gasp* You're a shipper?
I swear, the only ships I ever really cared about were Mulder/Scully, Lee/Kara and to a degree, Harry/Hermione.... :P
Haha, I am so definitely a "shipper" though I only just learned the term via this post.

Harry/Hermione, Bones/Booth, Spike/Buffy, Robin/Ted, Penny/Leonard, Sawyer/Kate, Andy/Nancy...And the list goes ON and ON.
Boo hiss, 15 year old me was also a rabid Jack/Kate shipper :P
I hate Jack, LOL. But I LOOOOOVE Sawyer. I totally have a shirt that says, "I'd get Lost with Sawyer"

And Kelly, yup. I was all about Harry/Hermione in the early books!

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Postby Petra456 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:31 pm

Harry/Hermione?!?! :evil:

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Woo!

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Postby Luet » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:05 am

I think the Jack/Sawyer thing is about whether you like nice, good guys or the bad guy. I like nice guys, so I like Jack. If you like the bad guy, then you're going to like Sawyer. I think he's a jerk (with occasional tender moments).
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Postby megxers » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:32 am

Oh, definitely. I can't stand Sawyer--he's still the guy hoarding the supplies to me, and if that means I am disregarding 6 seasons of character development, so be it. However, I would totally watch a spin off with Sawyer & Miles as police officers. They could even be semi-supernatural police officers, even.

I think the reason I ship Harry/Hermione because I identified with Hermione (it was even my nickname at the beginning of high school), and had this extensive theory about how in Book 7, Ron was finally going to stop being so much dead weight for the team. Sorry Ron :?
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Postby Young Val » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:46 am

I've always identified with Hermione, too. Which is why I'm even MORE horrified to hear people ship Harry/Hermione.

Ron was finally going to stop being so much dead weight for the team

Are you trying to KILL me?!

I'll never forgive Jo for the character assassinations of Ron and Lupin (and Dumbledore, to an extent) in book 7. Atrocious.

Regardless, Ron is the best, and my favorite by far. I actually sort of can't stand Harry. He's my least favorite of the trio.
you snooze, you lose
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
and I can
hear the bells are
ringing joyful and triumphant

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Postby starlooker » Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:48 am


I'll never forgive Jo for the character assassinations of Ron and Lupin (and Dumbledore, to an extent) in book 7. Atrocious.
You know, compared to your initial reaction to Book 7, I have to say, vowing to never forgive her is rather mild. Not to mention considering the character assassination of Dumbledore as being only "to an extent."

Things that make ME laugh? Reading the pweb thread on Book 7. Seriously. Not laughing at anyone, just because, damnit, we were all pretty freaking witty (while being deadly earnest) in our explanations of just what Ms. Rowling did wrong.

I STILL say having a Horcrux located in someone else's bank vault was a ridiculous letdown.
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Postby Young Val » Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:56 am

Don't worry Kirsten. I can still ramp up the outrage and indignation if need be. Reenacting DEATHLY HALLOWS with utter disdain is still one of my go-to literary party tricks.
you snooze, you lose
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
and I can
hear the bells are
ringing joyful and triumphant

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Postby LilBee91 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:31 pm

Regardless, Ron is the best, and my favorite by far. I actually sort of can't stand Harry. He's my least favorite of the trio.
This.

I love Ron. Love!
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Postby Gravity Defier » Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:46 pm

A coworker, upon seeing my arm about 20 minutes ago: "Alea, did you get a tattoo in Colorado?!"
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Postby steph » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:07 pm

A coworker, upon seeing my arm about 20 minutes ago: "Alea, did you get a tattoo in Colorado?!"
Hahaha!!! I don't think it counts if a 5 year old gives it to you!!
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Postby Gravity Defier » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:45 pm

Darn. I was really hoping it did; I felt badass with it.
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Postby megxers » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:30 pm

My brother is deciding whether to pledge a fraternity and this is hilarious because my parent's reaction was originally befuddled amusement, which is slowly turning to encouragement because he won't be able to get into the parties if he's not in one....loool.
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Postby jotabe » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:45 pm

is slowly turning to encouragement because he won't be able to get into the parties if he's not in one....loool.
Shouldn't the parents be trying to actually keep him from partying during the college years? XD lol
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Postby megxers » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:06 pm

is slowly turning to encouragement because he won't be able to get into the parties if he's not in one....loool.
Shouldn't the parents be trying to actually keep him from partying during the college years? XD lol
This is why it is funny (and if he gets in trouble he gets his scholarship taken away so it is all his fault anyways). But also kind of annoying, because if I even mentioned drinking alcohol before turning 21 I got the look of disdain/judgment from them. Double standardddd.
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Postby zeroguy » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:00 pm

A friend of mine on the phone (a few years ago):

"Tonight? Oh, tonight I'm going to a party, mom."
"Where at?"
"Err.... well, um, a frat house."
"Oh my. Well, make sure to not let your soda out of your sight, dear."
*looking uncomfortable but also trying not to laugh* "Um, yeah, okay."
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Postby megxers » Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:16 pm

Me: "So in my remote sensing class"
My dad: "Is that what they did in Men Who Stare At Goats?"
Me: *headdesk*

My dad, holding bottle of blueberry beer: "This was my childhood dream!"
Me: "Your childhood dream was to make beer out of blueberries??"
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Postby Luet » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:53 pm

The song Love Me Dead by Ludo. It just cracks me up.

ps - I posted a youtube link!
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Postby locke » Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:42 am

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So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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Postby Eaquae Legit » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:55 am

Cats snoring.
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Postby megxers » Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:10 pm

Spoiler Alert!
Zuckerberg cites “Minimalism,” “Revolutions,” and “Eliminating Desire” as interests. He likes “Ender’s Game,” a coming-of-age science-fiction saga by Orson Scott Card, which tells the story of Andrew (Ender) Wiggin, a gifted child who masters computer war games and later realizes that he’s involved in a real war. He lists no other books on his profile.
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