Philotic Web

never ever be an anemone's enemy.

Discombobulate
Baffled
Poinsettia
Curmudgeon

troubadour

Did you misspell "Trogdor?"
Yeah, yeah, I know what it really means. I play tabletop RPGs sometimes, and I used to read PvP a decade ago.

I especially like made-up words. For example:
Morish - adj. - the taste of something you want more of.
"This chocolate cake tastes morish."

embiggen
cromulent

achronogenetropic space - everywhere, nowhere, timeless spaces like airports

Asciimatically - in terms of ASCII art as in "That picture, you can't do it in ASCII art, it's Asciimatically impossible."

I love saying these, especially in the middle of a group conversation, and is always followed by every single person looking at me with plain perplexity in their faces...

Peripathetic

Inaniloquent

Phenakism

Zabernism

Here's a fun one to drop into a conversation, if you find the opportunity:

Parasympathetic rebound.