Star Wars

Syphon the Sun · Postby **Syphon the Sun** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:02 am

So George Lucas doesn't sue them? No idea.
On another note, Anyone know why my link isn't showing up as a link? Did i mess the tags up?

The "#!" probably messes it up. Try using http://on.io9.com/goDQvj instead.

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Paul · Postby **Paul** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:37 am

Awesome Syphon, just plain awesome!

Syphon the Sun · Postby **Syphon the Sun** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:13 am

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:19 am

Now that's just mean.

(But I love it anyway.)

Mich · Postby **Mich** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:39 am

How would they stay attached to the lightsaber? That doesn't make any sense at all. Merely raising it to try to lift them would force it to slice upwards.

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:51 am

Taking time out of the Battle of Endor (or any other battle against the rebel alliance, for that matter) to roast some succulent ewoks over a toasty fire while whistling a little tune also not high on the "makes sense" scale. Just go with it, man.

It's Vader. If he really wants to roast them and make it look like they're skewered on a stick/lightsaber, he could Force hold them and then run the saber through them for appearances.

Mich · Postby **Mich** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:56 am

It's Vader. If he really wants to roast them and make it look like they're skewered on a stick/lightsaber, he could Force hold them and then run the saber through them for appearances.

Damn! This did not occur to me.

Syphon the Sun · Postby **Syphon the Sun** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:58 pm

jotabe · Postby **jotabe** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:19 am

Taking time out of the Battle of Endor (or any other battle against the rebel alliance, for that matter) to roast some succulent ewoks over a toasty fire while whistling a little tune also not high on the "makes sense" scale.

You know what else doesn't make sense?
This:

Rei · Postby **Rei** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:46 am

Seriously, you'd think he'd take his cape off first. It'll take ages to dry out! And if that's the ocean, the salt will start fading the black to some weird shade of brown.

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:37 pm

You know what? That doesn't make sense, Jota. I bet Vader's helmet also has a purifying system built in. Just pour the water through the helmet and voila!

Meanwhile, I've been thinking a lot about the implications of Yoda and an ewok being the parents of Gizmo. It makes a certain type of sense.

Postby **locke** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:26 pm

Kids these days...

Mich · Postby **Mich** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:55 pm

The Dark Side will win because they have cute little kids on their side! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

zeroguy · Postby **zeroguy** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:24 pm

You know what else doesn't make sense?
This:
http://kurosam.files.wordpress.com/2008 ... -sense.jpg

I can't find the link that explains this, so I'll try from a bit of memory and googling...

It's a performance art piece by Daniel Bozhkov, entitled "Darth Vader Tries to Clean the Black Sea with Brita Filter". It has something to do with the futility of attempts to help the environment by "empires" such as... I guess governments, large corporations, etc?

Rei · Postby **Rei** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:08 pm

Because Ali has a copy of the original edits of the trilogy on DVD, our child will not have to grow up on the horrific mutations that have since been foisted on us fans.

Postby **Luet** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:59 pm

I don't know if this has been posted yet, but it's pretty adorable.

steph · Postby **steph** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:02 am

steph · Postby **steph** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:43 am

Have we posted this one yet?

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:35 pm

I bet that would be easier than my current bike situation. How funny.

Platypi007 · Postby **Platypi007** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:15 am

I actually got to sing in the Star Wars in Concert concerts in Charleston, SC and Charlotte, NC back in November of 2009 and it was the most amazing experience of my life.

There are two choral numbers in this program, both one is Duel of the Fates and Battle of the Heroes. They're both from the prequel (one is from the big lightsaber duel with Darth Maul in Phantom Menace and the other is from the Obi Wan/Anakin duel over the lava on Mustafar in Revenge of the Sith). This was a total geekfest for me, getting to sing Star Wars music in a concert with lights and fire and giant video screens (there was a huge HD screen behind us and nets of LEDs that made low-res screens on the sides and above the orchestra) AND sing with the London Philharmonic orchestra AND meet Anthony Daniels, AND see all the cool costumes and props they had on display.

The reason that I got to do this wonderful thing is because they were using semi-local choirs for the shows since there are only two relatively short choral pieces in the program, both of which appear on the first half of the show. The assistant choral director at the University of South Carolina at the time had just come from California where he'd worked with the choir for the premiere show in the concert series, so when it came to South Carolina/North Carolina they asked him to line up the choirs for the shows and he used people from the university choirs.

Anyway, yeah, so it was exciting and I got to do it two nights in a row. Anthony Daniels came to the green room to meet us the first night and when he asked if anyone hadn't seen Star Wars one of our group meekly raised her hand and he proceeded to personally tell her the story of the Star Wars saga.

Oh yeah, also this was a paid gig and the university provided transportation for us!

The Charlotte show was the best of the two, the arena was bigger (the first night, in Charleston, they kept having trouble during tech with the circuits overloading and the breakers tripping because the place was so small and underpowered) and also a gaming con going on that weekend in the same area, so there were a lot of dedicated fans at the show.

Anyway, that is my story! :) Still excites me even though it's been almost two years now.

Oh yeah, and I now own a shirt with Boba Fett's face made of music notes and a mug with Darth Vader's helmet made of orchestra instruments. :)

mr_thebrain · Postby **mr_thebrain** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:24 am

that's really cool. color me impressed.

Platypi007 · Postby **Platypi007** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:51 am

Alright, you are now the color of impressed, whatever color that is. :)

Noodle · Postby **Noodle** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:46 pm

Lucas not done tinkering with Star Wars: http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/entertain ... 09208.html

Platypi007 · Postby **Platypi007** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:26 am

I read that he's planning to do 3D releases of all the movies... Yet we can't get a remastered original theatrical release of the original three movies. :(

Postby **Jayelle** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:39 am

I miss the alternate universe where Lucas tragically died moments after releasing Return of the Jedi.

Platypi007 · Postby **Platypi007** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:45 am

Oh, now I need to invent a Sliders-esque wormhole device. I'll make that universe my goal, rather than the one with the squeaky gate.

Noodle · Postby **Noodle** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:04 am

*derailing the thread* I had a dream a few days ago that was along these lines. Everything else was exactly the same, but the Talking Heads never broke up and had been releasing new albums. It was awesome.

*Rerailing thread* It's clear that Lucas never learned to leave well enough alone.

I feel bad for people like my nephew who love Star Wars, but will never live in a world where Han shot first, or Jabba wasn't in Mos Eisley, or Jar Jar Binks didn't exist.

neo-dragon · Postby **neo-dragon** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:57 pm

Allow me to share a small portion of my geekiness. My ever expanding Star Wars library:

Wind Swept · Postby **Wind Swept** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:18 pm

I miss the alternate universe where Lucas tragically died moments after releasing Return of the Jedi.

What do you have against the second and third Indiana Jones movies? And who knows if any of the fantastic LucasArts games would have seen the light of day with George Lucas around. No, I think you meant:

I miss the alternate universe where Lucas tragically died moments before deciding Jar Jar Binks was a good idea.

Postby **Eaquae Legit** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:47 pm

I read that he's planning to do 3D releases of all the movies... Yet we can't get a remastered original theatrical release of the original three movies.

And yet, I have them. On DVD. A bunch of years back they were included as "extras" on a limited edition set of the original trilogy, and I bought all three. My baby will grow up on real Star Wars. *gloats*

Noodle · Postby **Noodle** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:08 pm

unfortunately the version you have on those DVDs is the laserdisc transfer, and not the remastered version that was used as source material for the special edition. The quality just isn't quite as good as the remastered version.

Postby **Eaquae Legit** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:11 pm

Yeah, I know. But it's the best I know of so far! (I missed the "remastered" in Platypi's post, oops!) I grew up on the remastered trilogy, so it won't be quite the same, alas.

VelvetElvis · Postby **VelvetElvis** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:18 pm

Allow me to share a small portion of my geekiness. My ever expanding Star Wars library:

I never, ever open this thread. But today, for some reason I did, and I thought that was a picture of my husband's bookcase.

mr_thebrain · Postby **mr_thebrain** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:49 pm

i'm going on a date on saturday with a girl that has never seen star wars! she's a couple years older than i am so there's no excuse. i totally thought she was f****** with me when she told me.

she also hasn't seen the evil deads/army of darkness

if it works out, i'm looking forward to sharing that first time experience with someone

Postby **Jayelle** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:54 pm

My parents are non-Star Wars people. In fact, this is a story from when Paul and I were first married...

My parents decided to buy us a TV, so we went to the store and showing on EVERY. SINGLE. SCREEN. was Empire Strikes Back. I think they had just released the original trilogy on DVD or something. I say to Paul "Watch this... Hey! Mom, who is that on the screen?" She glances up and says "I don't know . One of your space guys?" It was Darth Vader.
Paul's jaw hit the floor. It's one thing never to have seen Star Wars, but to not even recognize Darth Vader...

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