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Postby Jebus » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:49 pm

I always assumed there was an unspoken part to "I could care less"

"I could care less... but not much"

I hate "same difference" as a replacement for "same thing", it doesn't make any sense.
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Postby se7enknives » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:37 pm

I've always heard it said "I couldn't care less." even in movies, or maybe I was not paying too much attention.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me...
ME?! (it always made me wonder what the hell could I be doing on the other side of the door). Relax people childish jokes are stupid if you think of them but they are brilliant by their simplicity.
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Postby powerfulcheese04 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:52 pm

My favorite knock knock joke:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Who?

Who who?

Is there an owl in here? *laughs histerically*
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Postby Bean_wannabe » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:15 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eh? - What are you talking about
But you said...
Oh, never mind. Honestly, you get everything wrong...

Guaranteed to wind someone up
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Postby Eaquae Legit » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:51 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eh? - What are you talking about
But you said...
Oh, never mind. Honestly, you get everything wrong...

Guaranteed to wind someone up
I have the perfect person to use that on.
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Postby Jayelle » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:01 pm

My favourite is to say to someone "Hey, say 'Knock, Knock'"
So they do, and you respond "Who's there?" and they realize that they're stuck with the punchline part of the joke.
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Postby Bean_wannabe » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:59 am

Even worse - when playing dominoes, whenever someone knocks to say they want a domino, reply 'who's there?'
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Postby Jebus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:47 am

Dominoes? People still play that? Don't you guys have like 360s or Wiis or nothing?
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Postby zeroguy » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:47 am

Hell, play it; they still have televised tournaments of it. I once watched a few matches on ESPN for some reason I can't even begin to fathom.
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Postby locke » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:50 am

Hell, play it; they still have televised tournaments of it. I once watched a few matches on ESPN for some reason I can't even fathom.
Was that on ESPN 8, The Ocho?
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Postby zeroguy » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:47 am

Erm, is that an actual channel or are you just being boba?
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Postby mr_thebrain » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:58 am

watch Dodgeball, it holds the information you seek
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Postby Slim » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:11 pm

My favourite is to say to someone "Hey, say 'Knock, Knock'"
So they do, and you respond "Who's there?" and they realize that they're stuck with the punchline part of the joke.
The way I first heard it was, "Hey! I've got a great knock-knock joke. You start it." I think its funnier that way. But, yeah. I was fooled by it. :oops:

But, yes, the only dumb question is the one unasked. That's what they taught at my schools, anyway.

The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side. That's the same reason I cross roads, too.

When a tree falls in a forest, it does make a sound. In fact, it's louder than normal. "Ahhhhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!"
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