So... Hilarious Story

[puppets]

Lately my money has been disappearing. I would place it on my desk, and usually leave, sometimes I take my money with me, and then sometimes I leave it at home, to avoid temptation to spend it :B

Well my money was ending up missing, and for the life of me, I thought it was my dad. So I set up my video camera and leave it on, leaving the house for school. When I get back home, and watch the tape, I nearly died.

So apparently my cat has a fondness for eating dollar bills. Right now I can say, I have a pretty expensive cat, and when all my money passes through her system. I'll have some expensive cat poop.

It made me laugh. Maybe I'll post the video somewhere, but it isn't particularly funny looking, you can't tell what shes eating, just that she's eating something off my desk, which I know to be my money.

On another note, I heard a great joke yesterday.

Whats great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

Theres twenty of them.

[lyons24000]

That joke is disgusting. Now I can understand exactly why you picked that quote from Ender's Shadow for your sig.

[puppets]

*shrugs* It made me laugh when I heard it. I never said it wasn't sick, but I find sick things funny.

And I picked the sig cause it made me laugh too. :B

[Gravity Defier]

What you need to be asking your cat is this: If you are going to eat $5, shouldn't you get your money's worth?

Feed your cat food. If money problem persists, see Kimmie. (She's practically a vet as far as I'm concerned.)

[zeroguy]

Feed your cat food.

But feed it what? What does cat food like to eat?