Philotic Web

(It is 2.0, right?)

Edit: And tribute to Kimmiecat. Because she made this the first time and I just usurped her thread because I'm a mean nasty evil bitch.

Edit: Pff, because apparently newbies will want rules.

Dear you is, in essence, anonymus letters that you, for some reason or another, are uncomfortable addressing. They can be rants of frustration at your mother, telling your boyfriend that he didn't make you orgasm, apologizing to someone for pushing them off the Eiffel Tower...

It should be noted that the police (and your mother, and your boyfriend) can find this if they really try, so it might be wise to not confess to murder.

But. Enjoy.

There are other rules of the board. I, however, am not typing them, because I am not a mod. Go me![/i]

Dear you,

Your numbering skills are accurrate.

- Me

Dear you,
Maybe add some basic rules for potential newbies?
-Me

Dear you,

Well, I wasn't sure that 2 came after 1. I also thought that maybe 3 came before 1 and 2. So I think it's a credit to my education that I can count to 2 without messing it up.

Me


Dear you,

Pff, fine.

Me

Faugh.

Curse you and your rulled chips and onion dip. Now I want some, but everything is loooong closed.

And while I love pitas and hummus (and the hummus I made today is really quite good), right now I want chips and dip.

-me

Dear Most Beautiful Thread In The Whole Wide World,

I missed you!

-me

Dear thread,
I missed you.
Ratey

Dear board,
I missed you SO much.
Ratey

Dear computer,
Please be nice. Please behave.

Love,
me.

Dear you,

I think i'm mad at you. I don't know yet.

- nicole

Dear you,

Don't you know that you're killing me? Can't you see that? Everyday is a little bit worse and soon I'll be out of your life forever. "Bad Associations Spoil Useful Habits"-1 Corinthians 15:33

I can see that that Scripture applies to you more then anyone I know.

dear you,

you are the nicest guy i've met in a long time. so easy to talk to, laid back and friendly. but then i come home and look you up on facebook and it says you are engaged. i'm glad i find out now before getting any hopes up. couldn't you have just said something... like, "oh, my fiancee" something or other? i mean, it's not like i made a fool of myself or anything. but just for a few minutes there i really thought you were interested.

and that would have been nice.

-your neurotic lab friend

Dear You,

I miss you so.

Former Post Count 2988.

Dear you,

I'm sad you posted "my" DY thread.

--Kimmie

Dear you,

I was going to post it but Anon beat me to it.

me

Dear you,

When you can admit that you are in the wrong and start treating me the way I treat you and stop viewing Rachel as a friend, then we can continue our relationship. Until then, we're on the break. And breaks almost never end good.

me

Dear you,

Oh, I'm sorry!!

Kill me?

Me

Dear you,

CHOMP!

-anonymous me.

Dear you,

The "chomper" I know is back. I was starting to wonder if you still did that kind of stuff.

me

Dear you,

Settle. Settle. You don't have to be #1. You'll end up alienating us all.

JL

I just want to make it to 100 posts in one day.

That's called spam and it's a good way to get on your Mod's bad side.

It's also against board rules. Knock it off.

Edit: Upon reflection, you've been around long enough to know that already. I'm making this a first warning.

okay, sorry. I'm done posting for today.

Dear You(s),

I take a little nap and in that short period of time we get a hundred posts and someone gets warned? Wow... PWEB sure is more lively than it used to be.

-- me

Dear you(s),

I learned my lesson. I do have a question, though. I remember the "Read this if you just joined" thread on The Second PWEB but I cannot remember the punishment system.

1. Warning
2. 1 Month Suspension
3. Banned from PWEB

Was that it?

me

Dear You,

Good question. We're gonna have to look into that.

Dear You,

I decided it was time to go back to the beginning. And I missed him. I know it's probably silly, and it's been enough time by now (what, 3 years?) that it doesn't matter, but I almost didn't put it up, all the same. Anyway, hope it's ok. Remember that conversation we had, way back then? I was so scared of you. Silly, right? We really are kindred spirits, you know. Anyway, hope you don't mind.

-the other duck lady

Dear you,

I feel guilty that you were even the tiniest bit scared. Of course it's okay.
Has it really been 3 years?

-the other Jan

Dear you,

I am very amused by the lack of anonymity so far in this thread.

Me

Dear You,

Well, the eating me thing might have had something to do with it. Well, no, really it was just a weird time. I'm actually kind of glad that there are some things that got erased. And yeah, it has. Hard to believe, right? Anyway, I'm glad. Do you remember when we tried to figure out something we weren't alike on? I think we came up with flowers. Heheh. Anyway, I'm glad.

-J

Dear You,

Can it, buster.

-A very anonymous me