The Guys not talking about Guy Stuff Thread
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My cousin has a love affair with Carhartt. She's the technical director and builds the sets for a nearby theatre, so they come in handy for her.I used to have a pair of Carhartt overalls, but that was less fashion and more function. I still love their trousers for anything outdoor work related.
Brian has quite the selection on vests, bow ties, cummerbunds and suspenders. He doesn't wear them on a regular basis, but he had them just in case. If you know Brian, this doesn't seem weird at all.
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really, less than two minutes just boggles my mind, all this time I'd been thinking premature ejaculation was guys who lasted less than five or maybe ten minutes. Wow.
Fran Kubelik: I never catch colds.
C.C. Baxter: Really? I was reading some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division. You know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year?
Fran Kubelik: That makes me feel just terrible.
C.C. Baxter: Why?
Fran Kubelik: Well, to make the figures come out even, if I have no colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year.
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Huh. I think I already knew about the ducks but I have to say, I'm going to feel a little guilty next time I roughly put the kickstand up/down on my bike; I'll be thinking of an elephant penis while doing it, too. Now that's just wrong.
But would you look at that. I thought detachable penises were just something zero wished he had and not something that exists in nature.
And to answer your question, no, I don't believe you should be jealous of their penises. Instead, I think you should be jealous of women and how much better, in general, we look naked than you males.
But would you look at that. I thought detachable penises were just something zero wished he had and not something that exists in nature.
And to answer your question, no, I don't believe you should be jealous of their penises. Instead, I think you should be jealous of women and how much better, in general, we look naked than you males.
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Yeah, I think we'll take our lack of cramps, bleeding, and agonizing childbirth, plus superior physical strength and ability to reproduce much later in life and call it even.
And to answer your question, no, I don't believe you should be jealous of their penises. Instead, I think you should be jealous of women and how much better, in general, we look naked than you males.
ETA
Also, us not looking as good naked is really your loss. Wow, there's not really a downside.
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Touché.Yeah, I think we'll take our lack of cramps, bleeding, and agonizing childbirth, plus superior physical strength and ability to reproduce much later in life and call it even.
And to answer your question, no, I don't believe you should be jealous of their penises. Instead, I think you should be jealous of women and how much better, in general, we look naked than you males.
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Cities ranked by penis size.
I think it's funny...but Jason also thinks I'm obsessed with penises, so I guess I would. Two of the top 5 are within 2.5 hours of me, too.
I think it's funny...but Jason also thinks I'm obsessed with penises, so I guess I would. Two of the top 5 are within 2.5 hours of me, too.
So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs.
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First thought: You're a freak.Cities ranked by penis size.
I think it's funny...but Jason also thinks I'm obsessed with penises, so I guess I would. Two of the top 5 are within 2.5 hours of me, too.
Second thought: Aren't there a lot of black guys in New Orleans?
Just sayin'
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I hear men want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.First thought: You're a freak.
Though, really, that's not very nice, calling me a freak.
So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs.
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