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Best regular shaving option?

At the Barbar, hot towels, the whole works
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Safety razor
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17%
cartridge razor
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25%
Blade Razor
2
17%
Straight Edge Razor
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8%
I never, ever shave my face
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33%
 
Total votes: 12

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Postby Mich » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:40 pm

Man, now I want to know if maybe I saw this mistake and didn't even think twice about it. I believe I might have.
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Postby Janus%TheDoorman » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:43 pm

Schrodinger's f***-Up.
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Postby steph » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:50 pm

I used to have a pair of Carhartt overalls, but that was less fashion and more function. I still love their trousers for anything outdoor work related.
My cousin has a love affair with Carhartt. She's the technical director and builds the sets for a nearby theatre, so they come in handy for her.

Brian has quite the selection on vests, bow ties, cummerbunds and suspenders. He doesn't wear them on a regular basis, but he had them just in case. If you know Brian, this doesn't seem weird at all.
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Postby Rei » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:08 pm

I... think I might get along with your husband. Although I cannot say I feel particularly inclined to getting a cummerbund anytime soon. But other than that...
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Postby neo-dragon » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:19 pm

Overweight men last longer in bed

I thought this was interesting.
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Postby locke » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:19 pm

1.8 minutes is the average?! :shock:
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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Postby Gravity Defier » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:28 pm

Why do you think women like foreplay so much? ;)
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Postby jotabe » Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:42 am

Overweight men last longer in bed

I thought this was interesting.
Not only interesting, it's true! 8)
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Postby locke » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:41 am

really, less than two minutes just boggles my mind, all this time I'd been thinking premature ejaculation was guys who lasted less than five or maybe ten minutes. Wow.
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So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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Postby neo-dragon » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:51 am

Overweight men last longer in bed

I thought this was interesting.
Not only interesting, it's true! 8)
Have you been with many guys to compare? :P
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Postby locke » Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:19 am

bazinga
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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Postby daPyr0x » Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:39 am

Damn. Here I was thinking I was doing something special, now I found out it's just 'cause I last a whole 6 minutes that the women think I'm a God.

That or I am, I'm not sure which...
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Postby jotabe » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:05 am

*is bazinga-ed*
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Postby Syphon the Sun » Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:23 pm

all this time I'd been thinking premature ejaculation was guys who lasted less than five or maybe ten minutes. Wow.
Ditto. I don't really believe these studies. 108 seconds? Really? It takes me longer to brush my teeth than that.
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Postby CezeN » Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:05 am

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Postby Petrie » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:46 pm

Huh. I think I already knew about the ducks but I have to say, I'm going to feel a little guilty next time I roughly put the kickstand up/down on my bike; I'll be thinking of an elephant penis while doing it, too. Now that's just wrong.


But would you look at that. I thought detachable penises were just something zero wished he had and not something that exists in nature.


And to answer your question, no, I don't believe you should be jealous of their penises. Instead, I think you should be jealous of women and how much better, in general, we look naked than you males.

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Postby neo-dragon » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:53 pm



And to answer your question, no, I don't believe you should be jealous of their penises. Instead, I think you should be jealous of women and how much better, in general, we look naked than you males.
Yeah, I think we'll take our lack of cramps, bleeding, and agonizing childbirth, plus superior physical strength and ability to reproduce much later in life and call it even.

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Also, us not looking as good naked is really your loss. Wow, there's not really a downside. :D
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Postby Eaquae Legit » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:54 pm



And to answer your question, no, I don't believe you should be jealous of their penises. Instead, I think you should be jealous of women and how much better, in general, we look naked than you males.
Yeah, I think we'll take our lack of cramps, bleeding, and agonizing childbirth, plus superior physical strength and ability to reproduce much later in life and call it even.
Touché.
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Postby zeroguy » Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:19 pm

But would you look at that. I thought detachable penises were just something zero wished he had
What? No way, that guy had to look all over for his when he lost it. And then had to buy it back for $17! I don't want to have to deal with that.
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Postby Petrie » Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:23 pm

I tell you what. You lose yours and have to buy it back, I'll spot you a $5 and you can get me my change at your leisure.

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Postby Petrie » Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:34 pm

Cities ranked by penis size.

I think it's funny...but Jason also thinks I'm obsessed with penises, so I guess I would. Two of the top 5 are within 2.5 hours of me, too. 8)
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Postby Wil » Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:38 pm

I wouldn't trust a company that put Phoenix in the wrong state. ;)

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Postby Petrie » Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:41 pm

No, no, it didn't put it in the wrong state. The entire city got pissed about the legislation and election results of the recent past and up and moved north. Completely accurate and scientific.


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C'mon, it's funny!
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Postby neo-dragon » Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:04 pm

Cities ranked by penis size.

I think it's funny...but Jason also thinks I'm obsessed with penises, so I guess I would. Two of the top 5 are within 2.5 hours of me, too. 8)
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Postby jotabe » Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:04 pm

C'mon, it's funny!
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Postby jotabe » Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:05 pm

Second thought: Aren't there a lot of black guys in New Orleans?
It's scientifically proven that, unlike women, black men aren't better endowed then white men. 8)
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Postby VelvetElvis » Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:10 pm

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Postby Petrie » Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:25 pm

First thought: You're a freak.
I hear men want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.



Though, really, that's not very nice, calling me a freak.
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Postby neo-dragon » Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:49 pm

As usual, Luda is right, but we're not in bed and you're still a freak. :P
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Postby Petrie » Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:13 pm

we're not in bed
I am but that's probably not how he meant it, eh?
and you're still a freak. :P
Just so you know, I'm developing a complex from how often I hear some variant of this sentiment.
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Postby neo-dragon » Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:29 pm

Awww...

But you're our freak, and you know we love you for it. :D
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Postby CezeN » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:58 am

I was thinking about taking a Fitness Yoga class next semester, but feel like I'd be slightly unwelcomed since, I'm assuming, most of the class will be women. And, they're stretching in weird positions and stuff.

@Anyone: Thoughts?
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Postby Wil » Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:18 am

I'd assume the women wouldn't care so long as you're not ogling at them as they bend "in weird positions and stuff".

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Postby Jayelle » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:55 am

I would never care about a man in a yoga class. And if it's open to men, they have absolutely no right to complain.
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Postby Young Val » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:04 am

There are men in my yoga class and it's a non-issue.
you snooze, you lose
well I have snozzed and lost
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I hear the bells
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I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
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