The Guys not talking about Guy Stuff Thread

Rei · Postby **Rei** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:39 am

The other day I got myself a best badger shaving brush. I do not know why it has taken so long, because it is absolutely lovely.

Postby **Eaquae Legit** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:13 pm

And the wee tiny little terrier thought it was a brand new toy for HIM because it smells so INTERESTING and freaked out about it. Pray he never finds it.

And on the yoga issue, if it's open to men, they can't complain. Probably some of them will be happy to see a guy being so open-minded.

CezeN · Postby **CezeN** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:19 am

Okay, thanks for the input everyone.

Brian · Postby **Brian** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:18 pm

So is it just me or does listening to the rain want to make you be in the forest under a tree listening to the world around you?

neo-dragon · Postby **neo-dragon** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:15 pm

Attractive men have long... ring fingers

This explains why I'm single. I think my index finger is actually slightly longer than my ring finger.

mr_thebrain · Postby **mr_thebrain** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:34 pm

so THAT'S why i'm so flippin' sexy!

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:06 pm

Attractive men have long... ring fingers

Hands are one of my favorite things on a man but I don't consciously look for stuff like that, which the article addresses.

zeroguy · Postby **zeroguy** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:00 pm

Smaller groups of women listened to recordings of the male voices, and smelled samples of their body odour, taken from cotton pads worn under the arm for 24 hours.

HOT

neo-dragon · Postby **neo-dragon** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:50 pm

It's intriguing to think that much of what attracts us to potential mates may be purely physiological attributes that we are only subconsciously aware of. Human beings are just primates with big brains, after all.

Caspian · Postby **Caspian** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:34 am

My ring finger is MUCH longer than my index finger.

*is attractive*

Postby **Eaquae Legit** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:53 am

Rei's ring finger is distinctly shorter. Mine is distinctly longer.

Make of that what you will.

mr_thebrain · Postby **mr_thebrain** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:15 pm

my ring finger is seriously like an inch longer. luckily it doesn't look freakish or anything. cuz i think that would cut into the sexyness thing...

Syphon the Sun · Postby **Syphon the Sun** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:44 pm

I have a significantly longer ring finger, which is cause for concern, given that it predicts a higher incidence of prostate or testicular cancer. If that's what it takes to be sexy, though... I guess it's worth the trade-off.

neo-dragon · Postby **neo-dragon** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:23 pm

I believe higher levels of testosterone are also linked to baldness.

CezeN · Postby **CezeN** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:25 pm

So yeah, went to a bar with female friends that had a heavy emphasis on dancing.

After they attempted and failed to teach me how to dance, I sought out some women to dance with.

...Maybe it was because it was an older crowd

....or maybe I'm hideous

but I got rejected each and every single time I asked, 9 or 10 times in a row. Which has never happened before. My self-esteem got slaughtered repeatedly, and this was all done using actual courage (not liquid courage, I was completely sober).

New Topic of Discussion: Dance-Floor Game
(Note: This post is directed at the only person here who can probably answer or talk about this topic - I'm looking at you Jebus, whenever you randomly pop in for a visit)

Petrie · Postby **Petrie** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:40 pm

....or maybe I'm hideous

Not saying this is it at all but if that's the conclusion you settle on, should you rule everything else out, I'm afraid the ol' paper-bag is the only way to go.

Wil · Postby **Wil** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:19 pm

My ring finger is probably half an inch longer than my pointer finger.

Rei · Postby **Rei** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:09 am

New Topic of Discussion: Dance-Floor Game
(Note: This post is directed at the only person here who can probably answer or talk about this topic - I'm looking at you Jebus, whenever you randomly pop in for a visit)

Oh I've totally gone dancing loads of times. Catch is, I do lindy hop, and that's a whole different world and I've only been turned down because the other person was tired and wanted to sit that song out.

CezeN · Postby **CezeN** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:24 pm

....or maybe I'm hideous
Not saying this is it at all but if that's the conclusion you settle on, should you rule everything else out, I'm afraid the ol' paper-bag is the only way to go.

...So you're saying I should throw a paperbag of their head and drag them to a secluded location?
Then precede to dance with them?

Rei- I'm assuming your lindy hopping isn't as intense as this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAAAV7BB1HU

Rei · Postby **Rei** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:16 pm

Noooope, you won't find ME doing aerials or floorials anytime soon

That said, I've seen some pretty amazing stuff similar to that video. Someday... someday maybe I'll be a quarter so good.

mr_thebrain · Postby **mr_thebrain** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:26 pm

My ring finger is probably half an inch longer than my pointer finger.

ha ha, i'm a half an inch sexier than you!

Rei · Postby **Rei** » Fri May 13, 2011 5:45 pm

Maaaaaaaan this is CRAZY! It ain't just for the girly club, though, that's for sure.

Postby **Eaquae Legit** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:06 pm

Maaaaaaaan this is CRAZY! It ain't just for the girly club, though, that's for sure.

One of the many things that make you awesome, and also a decent, mature, adult male human.

zeroguy · Postby **zeroguy** » Sun May 15, 2011 10:21 pm

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THIS THREAD TOPIC IS RELEVANT TO

...MY FUTURE CHILD?

jotabe · Postby **jotabe** » Mon May 16, 2011 12:50 am

zomg, zero!
are you pregnant too?

Postby **Eaquae Legit** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:10 am

There are threads where the connection we made was far more tenuous...

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:21 am

Ah, but you see, our dear boy zero was expecting manlier, more badass discussion in here...for instance, about that super masculine show of his. Babies are for girls. *grin*

I laughed at his link; I thought it was clever. I also laughed at Jota's response. I almost made the same joke.

Postby **Eaquae Legit** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:22 am

I laughed at his link; I thought it was clever. I also laughed at Jota's response. I almost made the same joke.

Me too, actually.

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:28 am

I laughed at his link; I thought it was clever. I also laughed at Jota's response. I almost made the same joke.
Me too, actually.

I thought so. I simply couldn't pass up the opportunity to tease him. It's not often I get the chance to do so, even if he's just going to roll his eyes at me and think I missed the point, which I definitely didn't, zero so nyah.

Rei · Postby **Rei** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:11 pm

I laughed at his link; I thought it was clever. I also laughed at Jota's response. I almost made the same joke.
Me too, actually.
I thought so. I simply couldn't pass up the opportunity to tease him. It's not often I get the chance to do so, even if he's just going to roll his eyes at me and think I missed the point, which I definitely didn't, zero so nyah.

I laughed as well, and also thought that typing really small is mildly amusing.

Postby **Eaquae Legit** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:13 pm

I laughed at his link; I thought it was clever. I also laughed at Jota's response. I almost made the same joke.
Me too, actually.
I thought so. I simply couldn't pass up the opportunity to tease him. It's not often I get the chance to do so, even if he's just going to roll his eyes at me and think I missed the point, which I definitely didn't, zero so nyah.
I laughed as well, and also thought that typing really small is mildly amusing.

How long can we keep this up?

Rei · Postby **Rei** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:18 pm

I laughed at his link; I thought it was clever. I also laughed at Jota's response. I almost made the same joke.
Me too, actually.
I thought so. I simply couldn't pass up the opportunity to tease him. It's not often I get the chance to do so, even if he's just going to roll his eyes at me and think I missed the point, which I definitely didn't, zero so nyah.
I laughed as well, and also thought that typing really small is mildly amusing.
How long can we keep this up?

What, you mean before someone tells us to stop and to gerroffa their lawn?

Postby **Luet** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:28 pm

I laughed at his link; I thought it was clever. I also laughed at Jota's response. I almost made the same joke.
Me too, actually.
I thought so. I simply couldn't pass up the opportunity to tease him. It's not often I get the chance to do so, even if he's just going to roll his eyes at me and think I missed the point, which I definitely didn't, zero so nyah.
I laughed as well, and also thought that typing really small is mildly amusing.
How long can we keep this up?
What, you mean before someone tells us to stop and to gerroffa their lawn?

Stop! And gerroffa my lawn!

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:35 pm

I laughed at his link; I thought it was clever. I also laughed at Jota's response. I almost made the same joke.
Me too, actually.
I thought so. I simply couldn't pass up the opportunity to tease him. It's not often I get the chance to do so, even if he's just going to roll his eyes at me and think I missed the point, which I definitely didn't, zero so nyah.
I laughed as well, and also thought that typing really small is mildly amusing.
How long can we keep this up?
What, you mean before someone tells us to stop and to gerroffa their lawn?
Stop! And gerroffa my lawn!

I'll only stop if your mom will shoot.*

*Reference!

Postby **Eaquae Legit** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:37 pm

I laughed at his link; I thought it was clever. I also laughed at Jota's response. I almost made the same joke.
Me too, actually.
I thought so. I simply couldn't pass up the opportunity to tease him. It's not often I get the chance to do so, even if he's just going to roll his eyes at me and think I missed the point, which I definitely didn't, zero so nyah.
I laughed as well, and also thought that typing really small is mildly amusing.
How long can we keep this up?
What, you mean before someone tells us to stop and to gerroffa their lawn?
Stop! And gerroffa my lawn!
I'll only stop if your mom will shoot.*

*Reference!

Well, that leaves MY mom out, she'd never shoot anything. Even in an 80s movie.

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