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Jebus

Shouldn't this thread be called "Dear Pweb"? Bob is called Bob to anthropomorphise the thread into the role of caring, supportive listener. There's no need for posts inviting responses from all of Pweb to be addressed to some "Steve" creation.

Jebus

Hi stranger. I couldn't part with the avatar now, it's too long been a part of me.

Jebus

He looks like a girl.

Dislike.

+1

Jebus

Don't worry guys, we're talking about both of you.

Jebus

Should I take that as a yes?

Jebus

My brain does not retain names well, I will be using the above list regularly so that I can make you all feel special and think I remembered what you're called. Because I'm a nice guy.

So thanks... Me, for posting that list, you're swell.

Jebus

Satya, are you up to mischief?

Jebus

I love Google, even if they are trying to take over the internet.

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It seems the recent spate of new people has damaged me, I'm having a hard time coming to terms with a new person who seems... completely normal.

Quick, tell me about your quirks and oddities before I feel uncomfortable.

Jebus

War = civilian casualties.

Yes, it is unfortunate, and horrible to watch, but it is inevitable.

Jebus

Disagree. College is unique in the freedom it offers and opportunities it provides, it is the best time to not just settle on one person and assume they are the bee's knees. Meeting lots of people helps you decide what kind of person you ultimately want to be with. I was in a relationship for two an...

Jebus

Because typing out the question actually requires more effort than simply putting "GMT" into Google and clicking on the first link.

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Good choice.

I'll ask again

where is the GMT time zone in pweb?

Google and Wikipedia are your friends.

Jebus

Yea, what he said, Erikson's Thingy.

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Sure, I'm just offering my advice that college is for experimentation, finding out who you are and who you are going to be, and the best way to do this is to avoid a long-term relationship.

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Plus, why would it be awesome without a girlfriend ('-' ) ?

Will a cheesy, clichÃ© buffet metaphor help you understand?

Jebus

Also if you don't have kids you can't increase the population or keep it constant.

Populations do not need to be increased or kept constant, they need to be decreased quickly.

Jebus

I've read incidents of people's highschool relationships thwarting their college plans. Of people going to a certain college, simply because it's close enough to their boy/girlfriend. However, what happens when you guys break up? After all, that's the main/real reason you chose that college? If the...

Jebus

Like, when you retire, I guess. But don't have kids, they suck.

Jebus

I've read incidents of people's highschool relationships thwarting their college plans. Of people going to a certain college, simply because it's close enough to their boy/girlfriend. However, what happens when you guys break up? After all, that's the main/real reason you chose that college? If the...

Jebus

I guess you can be a coward and do what Jeebs says or you can ask. However, playing that game would come across as indifference to me and I'd make it a point to move on. It's not cowardly to remain aloof at the start. I understand that the courtship ritual works differently in America (Irish people...

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I don't think the not remembering the name is a deal breaker.

Play the waiting game CezeN. Let her make the first moves. Wait for her to add you on facebook, and for her to leave you a comment or start talking to you through the chat. This is can help to gauge to see how interested she is.

Jebus

I think the recent case of an entire school ostracising a lesbian girl for wanting to bring another girl as her date to prom demonstrates that bullying people for their sexual preference is a problem that requires specific attention in America.

Jebus

I drink large amounts of sugar drinks on the weekends because they mix well with alcohols. I am glad people who do not do this feel good about themselves. I do not intend to change until I start displaying any real signs of becoming a fatty fat fat. (Note: I love water though, and it is my preferred...

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Real men don't fail, what they end up doing is precisely what they always intended to do, even if they never explicitly said so, or indeed claimed they planned to do something else entirely.

Jebus

The illusive Jebus birthday is June 25th. You may finally add it to the list.

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Me in a shopping trolley, because that's just the kind of kooky, spontaneous stuff I get up to.

(Waits for the inevitable "real" version with sheep)

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I think a child called Jebus would be awesome. Even better if it turns out to be a girl.

Jebus

Hah, Alea wins this exchange.

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Don't hate the player, Alea.

Look further afield, Graff, there's no motivation like the one that comes from between your legs.

Jebus

I'm too manly for a boat. My only mode of transportation are trucks decorated in confederate flags and old bumper stickers supporting Bush for a third term in 2008.

Wait, I think I maybe joined the Re-Rednecking course. That would explain all the drunken domestic abuse I've been doing.

Jebus

I am thoroughly unsurprised by the previous two comments.

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Hey, my man, play the field anyway, what she doesn't know won't hurt her. See, women don't understand us men, and how quickly we get tired of their boring conversation and stupid jokes. We keep that from them because otherwise they'd starting crying and displaying other signs of emotional weakness. ...

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Oh, sorry, I didn't realise you were gay, Graff. That's cool, power to you.

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I was talking about those slight ways someone holds themself or something that indicates what they're striving for. I'm talking about subtle tells I guess. When talking to a girl and she takes a step back from you, she's testing how interested you are in her. Take a step forward to match her, and i...

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