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I almost threw in a badly timed "oops I forgot to tell you I'm getting married too" joke... but I thought the better of it.

Well... I did that on AIM.

YAHOO!!! RECEPTIONS IN DA HOUSE!!!

...there goes John's invitation.

Have you ever seen Wedding Crashers?

More and more people I know seem to be getting to the point in their lives when they are willing to take the plunge and get hitched. I am known for loving weddings, mainly because I so love open bars and parties. However, I am not nuts about actual wedding ceremonies. They are long and rather boring...

Dear You, It has been over a week since you have passed and the pain has only gotten worse. As I lie here with your urn on my chest, I am overcome with sadness. I miss you so much. I miss how you really seemed to appreciate the little things in life, like sitting in the sun. I miss the ways in which...

Fluffette is the one in the front. Behind her is Curly, her sister.

Dear Bob, Fluffette is a dog that my family has owned since she was born on September 4th, 1993. We owned both of her parents as well and she was named after her father, who she had a striking resemblence too. She was born very fat and at one point it seemed like she would never be able to walk beca...

No one has invited me? I am shocked and appalled.

*steals all the tea and biscuits and runs away*

You sons of bitches never gave me any f****** fishes.... damn bastards.

Best of luck with the marriage, Lyons. I hope the wedding itself went soomthly!

Hopefully more "soomthly" than Ali's typing

I think that it has to do with time as a member and activity on the board and in the chats. Bit of both. But I think that 2 yrs is kind of the min req.

Outside of the obvious "HELL YEAH" if the change involved superpowers, i would change a few other things. More muscle, less fat so that the muscles are defined. Not have a deformed thumb. hmmm.... might add an inch to my height so i hit 6'2. Definitely would want to remove my various menta...

You're getting married in two hours , yet you still find time to surf the interweb. That's hardcore geekdom right there. Admit it.. When you get married, you'll pull your cell out at the altar and txt msg someone to post that you are about to say, "I do". Congrats to Lyons and i hope that...

*preens*

I'm an enigma!

I just read,

"I'm an enema"

As for your newbie-ness.... sort of on the fence. Haven't quite hit the 2 yr markyet. Ask again in a few months.

Actually, when I referred to social issues a couple posts back, I meant things like elective abortions and gay marriage. I am pretty liberal when it comes to things like sex and whatnot. As for things like welfare, medical care and whatnot, I prefer to minimize it as much as possible because when I ...

I don't really side with any party, but I tend to agree with the Republicans on fiscal issues and teh Dems on social ones.

I am a die-hard Republican.
Liars go to hell.

Where they are surrounded by all the Republicans

Since Kim is a sock puppet, i am gonna go with the doctor being right.

Claire, that would be a sweet deal... All I gotta do is talk her out of the pre-nup, lol.

Incidentally, I just want to make it clear that while I want my wife to take my last name, I also reserve the right to make any of you people take my last name as well.

As i recall, the first one who makes it has to buy drinks... in Hawaii

It is actually rather difficult to protect the assets. If you happen to have a fair bit of money going into the marriage, then you can protect it with a prenuptial agreement. Problem is that those agreements only apply to the money that you have earned prior to the marriage. In my case, I am sad to ...

I wouldn't get married unless the girl was willing to change her name. I think that her being unwilling to do so would be a complete and total embarassment for me. For me, marriage would be a particularly dangerous thing. Once I get married, it is far harder to protect my money. Even a common-law ma...

well, this is for those of you who don't read least i could do. and i'm sure a bunch of you have found it on your own... cuz i'm sure it's ancient, in internet years. but here it is. take the quiz here's where i fall: I am Juggernaut My strength and determination are difficult to stop. And ironical...

I tied with Victor and Magnus.

Dr. Doom 85%
Magneto 85%
Apocalypse 82%
Lex Luthor 73%
TwoFace 66%
The Joker 58%
Mystique 58%
Mr. Freeze 56%
Dark Phoenix 54%
Green Goblin 54%
Venom 53%
Juggernaut 50%
Catwoman 47%
Kingpin 43%
Riddler 42%
Poison Ivy 41%

I've known Kim for more than four years. I know that Kim is a real person. Therefore, I feel comfortable recieving the journal from Kim. You know?

No she isn't.

We all know that Kim is actually a sock puppet.

Overheard on the bus:

"... so i get the test back and there is an X next to my name. I had to redo the test because I wrote my name down incorrectly"

*shakes head*

AnthonyByakko your comparison of kids, dogs and students does not work, dogs and humans have nothing in common in terms of learning methods.

I dunno about that.... I have strong recollections of having to teach AB not to drink out of the toilet

I said yes, but only as a last resort.

I think that some kids cannot be dealt with any other way. Probably because I was one of those kids.

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Okay, that didn't work either... Kids are impossible.

Today on CNN i saw that there were student protests in Iran. For personal reasons, I have a strong interest in this... I have an old friend in Iran who I have lost touch with, but I could very easily see him involved in something like this... Anyways, any of you who has the time, if you come across ...

The other day Eriador made some pretty solid suggestions about how things should be run around here, and I would like to see what else you guys think. Naturally not everthing can be done, since certain things on the board cannot be customized, but send us any of you suggestions here. btw if you find...

Apathy.

That pretty much describes me too.

So basically, this thread would be here to make obvious that Pweb is part of the internet? Because that's the point of the internet, isn't it? If I am not mistaken, I believe that the general consensus is that the point of the internet is for easy porn access. Gah! Jebus and your extra sensory perc...

My guess is that you are not the one with facial hair.

Confession: I can't dance... At least I am pretty sure that I can't. To get me to dance it takes a hell of a lot of alcohol (last i checked it was an 8 drink minimum*. However, I do wish that I could dance. Confession: I think I might not be that shy about singing karaoke, at least as long as someon...

I think it would be a better idea to have done it with a gun... make it look like a robbery gone bad or something.

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