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by Jebus
Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:24 pm
Forum: The Foyer: Welcome to The Philotic Web Community!
Topic: Hi im new and I would like to introduce myself :D
Replies: 20
Views: 13997

Thanks thoughtreader... I think I'm ok... it's just it makes me feel weird, you know... inside?
by Jebus
Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:50 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: New Board Section
Replies: 146
Views: 33469

I really like it. The sidebar is really slick, unfortunately it makes the rest look a bit boring now.

Something about the shadowing or the lettering of Philotic Web looks a tiny bit off though.
by Jebus
Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:27 pm
Forum: The Foyer: Welcome to The Philotic Web Community!
Topic: Hi im new and I would like to introduce myself :D
Replies: 20
Views: 13997

Ok, well, the quote in your sig is still worded and attributed incorrectly. This bothers me.
by Jebus
Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:29 pm
Forum: The Foyer: Welcome to The Philotic Web Community!
Topic: Hi im new and I would like to introduce myself :D
Replies: 20
Views: 13997

Hi waffleman, the welcome van will be along shortly. Just letting you know the Simpsons quote in your sig is wrong. It was Milhouse, not Homer, who said: "How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy!" Unless they reused the joke in one of the newe...
by Jebus
Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:37 pm
Forum: EnderVerse Novels and Stories
Topic: Avatar in relation to Enders Game
Replies: 17
Views: 13073

Re: Avatar in relation to Enders Game

I remember the first time I sat down and watched Avatar (the blue people one; not the asian one), I could'nt stop thinking about speaker for the dead, xenocide, and children of the mind. If you've seen the movie, tell me your comments on this: The tree of souls is the center of Navi life on Pandora...
by Jebus
Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:00 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: LIFE points
Replies: 134
Views: 31925

Heh, I haven't really been around much recently, so that's probably true.
by Jebus
Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:34 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: LIFE points
Replies: 134
Views: 31925

First of all, talk (and listen for that matter) has more than one definition. Secondly, Jesus you're depressing when you're not acting like 4chan's poster child. Thirdly, I guess you're right, absolute originality doesn't exist, that's kind of interesting, I suppose. However, there are degrees of or...
by Jebus
Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:00 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: LIFE points
Replies: 134
Views: 31925

No, Satya, listen to my words, you're not on 4chan any more. You can't green text here, nobody cares what reaction pic you think best represents your mfw moment, you're not anon right now, you have a personality that isn't just indistinguishable from every other meme-regurgitating 4chan user. I kno...
by Jebus
Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:21 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: Year 2012 opinions
Replies: 7
Views: 3512

To be honest Kyle, it's actually looking like a pretty high possibility that something big is coming in 2012. The Mayan civilisation, while not relatively advanced, is credited with successfully prophesying many natural disasters over the years, with surprising accuracy. Records from hundreds of yea...
by Jebus
Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:50 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: LIFE points
Replies: 134
Views: 31925

No, Satya, listen to my words, you're not on 4chan any more. You can't green text here, nobody cares what reaction pic you think best represents your mfw moment, you're not anon right now, you have a personality that isn't just indistinguishable from every other meme-regurgitating 4chan user. I know...
by Jebus
Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:20 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: LIFE points
Replies: 134
Views: 31925

I think Satya has 4chan PTSD. He's spent so much time on /b/ his brain has bust, and he thinks he's still there, epic trolling for the lulz.
by Jebus
Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:38 pm
Forum: Ender's Game Movie News and Discussion
Topic: Ender's Game Back in Development
Replies: 91
Views: 32014

fine i'll be the one to say it. sweet! anyway, i liked wolverine. it was enjoyable, and a damn sight better than the original xmen movies. if OSC doesn't ruin it by being overly particular on the screenplay... it could actually happen. That's incredible, I honestly thought there would be no cross-s...
by Jebus
Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:50 am
Forum: EnderVerse Novels and Stories
Topic: My opinion on Enders Game yet confusion.
Replies: 8
Views: 4033

I wonder why the hell would they stay, if they obviously knew that they were coming. There are too many "theys" for me to be able to decipher that sentence. They as the buggers. "I wonder why the hell would the Buggers stay, if the Buggers obviously know that the Buggers were coming....
by Jebus
Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:53 pm
Forum: EnderVerse Novels and Stories
Topic: Ender's Failure
Replies: 9
Views: 4789

You're actually wrong, neo, Stilson wasn't the only time Ender misjudged his enemy. Ender also misjudged the intentions of the Buggers. If anything, the Stilson fight is a closer parallel to the war with the Buggers than the Bonzo fight was, as in both cases Ender was actually unconcerned with what ...
by Jebus
Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:03 pm
Forum: Ender's Game Movie Rumors, Speculation and Fan Art
Topic: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS PERSON IF THEY MAKE A MOVIE
Replies: 27
Views: 18821

This is better than when someone suggested Hannah Montana as Petra.

I fully support this idea, Bieber would give Ender's Game the modern relevance that a tired old story about war and xenophobia severely lacks.
by Jebus
Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:06 am
Forum: The Foyer: Welcome to The Philotic Web Community!
Topic: Notification: Change of name
Replies: 11
Views: 5360

You're a bastard.

There are a lots of Pauls on Pweb. This is clearly a ploy to break the uneasy truce between the Pauls and claim the name officially for yourself.

From now on I'll be calling you Flaccid.
by Jebus
Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:52 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: Things that make me laugh
Replies: 566
Views: 162637

The Situation and Sarah Palin's daughter promote abstinence and safe sex. One got pregnant at sixteen and the other gets his d*ck wet at every possible opportunity. I love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWKlxNA ... r_embedded
by Jebus
Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:26 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: Philadelphia Freedom
Replies: 20
Views: 5064

Who is this guy?
by Jebus
Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:24 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Replies: 31
Views: 6823

Bad show. You're bad people.
by Jebus
Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: Wedding Planning!
Replies: 833
Views: 203132

That's interesting, EL. I don't know if it's the same for Catholics in Ireland. It could well be, but I've never heard of it.
by Jebus
Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:37 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: Wedding Planning!
Replies: 833
Views: 203132

Wait, is this a common thing? Pre-marital counseling? Can I ask what challenges of marriage you felt stronger about overcoming having gone through this?
by Jebus
Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:59 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: PWEB Portraits 2.0
Replies: 1596
Views: 466570

Wow, I never noticed that...

Will.i.am touched me inappropriately! That's so cool.
by Jebus
Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:01 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: PWEB Portraits 2.0
Replies: 1596
Views: 466570

Image

Having lunch with Will the day after being in the VIP section of a private party he was DJing at in the south of France.

Whatever.
by Jebus
Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:23 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: UK debates removal of Holocaust from textbooks
Replies: 24
Views: 5042

I'm sure you imagining that you're pounding my girlfriend helps your sad lonely nights when no one will come near you because you're such a paranoid freak, so by all means go ahead, I'm a charitable person and I like to know you're happy.
by Jebus
Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:54 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: The Guys not talking about Guy Stuff Thread
Replies: 691
Views: 877100

Guys (and girls) of the internet, I have a question. My girlfriend will be going travelling across Eastern Europe shortly and in preparation she is getting a bikini wax, a haircut, and is running the pill together to avoid getting her period. Is this not unequivocal evidence that she plans to be scr...
by Jebus
Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:41 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: How about that weather, then, eh?
Replies: 1034
Views: 300663

Re: Bonus points if you read subjects.

It's gonna snow tomorrow. Stupid March and it's unpredictableness. Marge: [voice over] It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased. Homer: [shivering, looking at the calendar] Oh, l...
by Jebus
Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:27 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: UK debates removal of Holocaust from textbooks
Replies: 24
Views: 5042

Haha, hey Satya, I just got an email about increasing penis length, that should solve your anger issues, and it must be true since it came in an email. You get a free iPod too!
by Jebus
Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:17 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: Near Death Experiences
Replies: 11
Views: 2613

Jota, you're the only atheist religious person I know.
by Jebus
Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:58 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: PWEB Portraits 2.0
Replies: 1596
Views: 466570

The top hat was being used to drink booze out of and the monocle was cutting up coke.

Classy is right!
by Jebus
Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:55 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: UK debates removal of Holocaust from textbooks
Replies: 24
Views: 5042

Incredible, a response made without the use of a picture you found on the internet!
by Jebus
Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:31 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: Jebus in New York
Replies: 11
Views: 2507

Your feelings? I'm the one who should be hurt, you not patiently waiting in New York for my eventual arrival like a good girl.
by Jebus
Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:40 am
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: Jebus in New York
Replies: 11
Views: 2507

Also, figure out how to throw off an "I'm on AIM for my yearly appearance" vibe while you're at it. I noticed a bit late on that one and it's my turn to braid your hair and paint your toenails. Via AIM. Because that's entirely plausible. Those are the pitfalls of being an internet hermit ...
by Jebus
Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:23 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: Jebus in New York
Replies: 11
Views: 2507

I'll have already travelled untold leagues across the harsh Atlantic Ocean (admittedly in a comfortable six hour plane journey), it will be your turn to make up the leftover distance.
by Jebus
Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:20 pm
Forum: Milagre Town Square
Topic: UK debates removal of Holocaust from textbooks
Replies: 24
Views: 5042

Missed this thread. Satya is now the factual equivalent of an email chain.

And he used to be so smart.
by Jebus
Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:12 pm
Forum: The Foyer: Welcome to The Philotic Web Community!
Topic: Happy Birthday To You! - Member Birthdays
Replies: 358
Views: 174045

My (belated) thanks for all the birthday wishes, very nice of you all. :)

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