I like this one better:

'Two blondes walk into a bar....


You'd think they'd have seen it.'

My mommy told that to me the other day. It took repeating for me to get it. They say the bleach finally got to my brain and killed some of the brain cells... I believe it.

"Awoo" Hidden Cameras

YAY! I'm glad it went well. But that you had a breakdown is not so good. In any case, cheer up. You did it. You survived. And, hopefully, you had a good time.

Thanks for the magic pills, Abbie.

I think we oughta get a new bartender. The current one just doesn't seem to be working out. Please stick to the fireman outfit, sir.

Helen, how's your throat doing? Better I hope.

Erica, how was your cherry coke?

confession: Amor animi arbitrio sumitur, non ponitur. I fell in love with one of my best friends. AGAIN! I'm stupid stupid stupid! confession: I worry that things won't be okay anytime soon... I don't want to go back to my old ways. I hated those ways. I was happy for so long. Why did something so s...

*pours a shot of stoli and drinks*

Congrats on the marriage!

Anybody got some advil or something handy? I've got a killer headache. No, not from drinking. I'm not the lush that I used to be.

Dear you:

Quos amor verus tenuit, tenebit

I want to let go, but I fear I cannot.

Idlewild 'Quiet Crown"

BOOKS? You should burn in hell for all eternity for that... (I used to be a librarian) It's not like I'd go to the library, pick up a book, take it home and think "Oh! I should use this instead of a hammer to put up the nail for this picture! YAY, RUINING LIBRARY BOOKS!" I use my books. B...

*makes a chai toddy* Kelly, I hope tonight's a better night for you. here's to you. *drinks* Best of luck, mr_thebrain! nick, even though I missed ladies night so I could be entertained by two lovely canadians telling story after story about all things bike industry, my vote is you put on the super ...

Dear yous... Talking with you in the chat room was a bunch of fun. We should do it again sometime. -Trill Dear you... When will my status stop being 'n00b'? Make it soon, please. *kiss* -Nikki Dear you... I can't explain it but each time I talk to you, I think I like you even more. -Nikki Dear you.....

My first choice would be Hildegaard von Bingen "Caritas habundat in omnia" but Hildegaard can't be found on itunes. Poop. Second choice... Hidden Cameras "Death of a Tune" (Can be found in itunes! YAY!) Edit: Results of the search I did on itunes: David Guetta was found, as was t...

My kitchen is filled with all sorts of smells. As of 9pm, none of them are unpleasant. WOOHOO! First thing you'd smell, even going down the hallway to the kitchen, is my mom's scrumptious turkey chili. The second thing you'd smell is my purgatory cake (warmed up on the stove, of course) as I just ha...

confession: i know my mom loves me and is proud of me but sometimes i can't help but feel like she's horribly horribly sad that i am the person i am. not normal. not like her. not living up to my potential. confession: from when i was 13 to when i was 16 i cut myself. one night when i was 14, after ...

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you? - fanny brice If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - robert h schuller Half the...

It's a warm 43F here, with a projected high of 50 today and 26 low tonight YAY! I can walk to get the mail without freezing my toes off. We're supposed to get snow end of the week/beginning of next. I think I'll have to brave the mountains to actually play in snow, though. The madre says none of the...

Only if you injured the book. :P I used my old cellphone as a hammer a couple times. I miss that phone. It had three alarms that I always set five minutes apart to wake me in the morning. It was 3 years old and died shortly after its attempt to hammer a nail into a mirror backboard. It wasn't using ...

I can't believe no one's said a book. Or am I the only one to mistreat books like that? Today I attempted to get a nail in the wall to put up a picture and the only only only thing handy that was solid enough was a tiny feng shui book that I'd just unpacked. it was use that or the M80 box. I'd rathe...

Personally, I've had to swear on a bible. I didn't worry about damnation or angering God. I worried about if I lied, the ones in charge of enforcing the law would find out and I'd go to jail for perjury. haha, the likelihood of that is preeeetty low but nonetheless. I felt that was compelling enough...

I'm Nicole, or Nikki. Or even Nic /Nick /Nicki Cole. I'm also Sonia, Baby Doll, N or Sunshine. I'm 21. I just moved to Nevada. I live about half an hour south of Carson City and an hour from Reno. We've actually had the house since end of September and I was living here until the end of October, the...

I finally managed to have time in the kitchen without anyone to distract me. Other than His Highness, Xavier Fluffypants I. I'm never alone. Never. *sob* Anyway. I attempted a Purgatory Cake and had leftover batter so I made cupcakes, too. I didn't use boxes of mix, though, because I was too lazy to...

Dear You: Please come home. You've been gone three weeks. I've been gone four. I'm sorry. I love you. I miss you. Please, please, please come home. I can't come home again if you don't meet me at the door. I will cry and cry. Love, Your Human ~~~~~~ Dear You: I didn't get to see you like I'd hoped. ...

I'm thankful that I'll see my family soon. I'm thankful that I'll see my friends even sooner. I'm thankful that I'm getting my car back. I'm thankful that CHP didn't win the fight about not having guardrails in the center divide of HWY 85. I'm thankful that I got to soak in the bathtub after a very ...

yummy!

scourge

falafel

Dear You, I'm really quite confused about all of this. I'm not sure how to approach it. I keep getting the feeling that you like me but then again, maybe not. I've never been one for subtlety. I know that what I want for us can't be. It doesn't make me want it any less, though. My window of opportun...