Philotic Web

VelvetElvis

1) How does the world see you? I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad I dea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth - Fall Out Boy IWell, joke me something awful, just like kisses on the necks of best friends. We're the kids who feel like dead ends. And I want to be known for my hits, not just my misses. I t...

VelvetElvis

A good link, really.

It restricts almost everything.

VelvetElvis

I have Revielle.

My mommy used to wake me up with a song to the tune of this. Still does, on occasion.

VelvetElvis

Nick, that is a pretty understandable triumph. Congratulations!

VelvetElvis

I vote:

Ye Olde Pweb
Pweb 2.0
Ye Current Pweb

VelvetElvis

Dear Bob,

I hate everyone.

Me.

VelvetElvis

my betta fish went kamikaze

VelvetElvis

she didn't.

hipaa becomes a real pain in long term care facilities, when you have the conflict of interests between treating it like their home and maintaining complete confidentiality.

VelvetElvis

I suppose that I am supposed to tell you that I was TheresaWiggin on pweb 2.0. I rarely posted, so I didn't feel the need to tell you until now. I am trying to rectify all things in my life that could remotely be seen as amiss. This is one thing.

VelvetElvis

I put fire engine red into my hair when High School and I broke up. Not really the same thing, but it lead to break up hair.

Yours shows up so much better than mine did. Very pretty.

VelvetElvis

i'm lost.

VelvetElvis

I guess it is just an American thing. It's a nuisance, really.

VelvetElvis

The above two posts made my night.

VelvetElvis

You've never heard of hipaa? Where are you from?

STORY:

Resident A defecates in bed. Resident B "discovers" new friends. Resident A and B argue over new friends, complete with a snatch and grab fight..

VelvetElvis

I. HATE. HIPAA.

VelvetElvis

i'm trying to think of ways to tell them that don't violate hipaa.

VelvetElvis

I work in an Alzheimers and Dementia unit (although of late, I have gotten to play on the normal side. Please note that normal doesn't really mean anything.) I bet EL and I could swap stories for hours.

VelvetElvis

Hooray!

VelvetElvis

the dress must have some, like, secret mirage feature

I want a dress with secret mirage features. Only, the opposite of yours.

Pee Ess: You have pretty hair.

VelvetElvis

That is the saddest thing I have read all night.

You can live with me. I'll give you blankets. I'll let you wear my Nanny Robe. I'll let my dog sleep in the bed with you.

And then you will feel better.

VelvetElvis

Really TJ, the food court thing. Soooo the way to go.

VelvetElvis

Dear You, I know that I should be angry at you, or even exasperated at your childishness. I'm not. Not even a little. You ignored me for a whole week because I sat next to somone else. I'm secretly glad that me being cranky made you cranky. People that let other people walk all over them suck. While...

VelvetElvis

We have sin the same way you do.

We aren't better, we're just forgiven.

VelvetElvis

all I can think of is Atlas.

VelvetElvis

*hides giggle*

I wasn't going to say anything.

VelvetElvis

I think TJ should get married in a food court.

VelvetElvis

dude. if i bought a laptop computer for a woman i was dating, and we broke up. i would want it back. not for revenge or anything. i tend to heal quickly . no, it would be because it's a laptop computer and by golly i would want to use it. or sell it. years ago i lost a fiancee to another man. yeah,...

VelvetElvis

How to be Helen as she goes to work: Wardrobe: Royal Blue scrubs, Lift brace, Gait belt, hair in bun, Dr. Scholl's shoes two sizes too large (to accomodte swelling) Items: One green pen One black pen Computer password Isagel $3.10 (one for a chocolate milk at the begginning of the shift, one for a c...

VelvetElvis

I was wondering that myself.

Also, if you have no comment, the best way to express that is not to comment at all.

VelvetElvis

Oooh Jan, do they have the new ones with the enormous sized red ones in Canada? Blows my mind.

I can't wrap my mind around it.

VelvetElvis

I said leading, not brain-washing. When someone asks questions, a good leader will answer them, helping the person to discover the place in their heart for his faith.

God doesn't want slaves. He wants friends and family.

VelvetElvis

Thank you, h_k. Leading by example is a more effective tool than you might think, especially for young people. Leading by example also doesn't mean that you are pacifist about all evil going on in the world, but that you don't attack it (for lack of a more descriptive term) head-on. Attacking things...

VelvetElvis

Nancy Pelosi looks a whole lot less scary to me than New Gringrich was.

We like to call her Fancy Nancy.

VelvetElvis

I sort of agree, since she was the one who commited breech of "contract"

However, why do you want it back? What will you do with it if you get it back? Do you want it back just so you can know that she doesn't have it anymore?

VelvetElvis

What's your age again?

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