I was named after my grandmother (kinda) she was Emma Lou.....I am Emmala. Pronounced Emma-la (La like do re me fa so) Not Emall-ia, Amelia, etc. I used to torment my mother (who did NOT do drugs) and say my name was the result to too many drugs in the 60's. *cough* Helen is also your great aunt's n...

i really don't like christmas. bad bad memories (if you think some of the stuff you've heard me talk about on here is crazy, just understand that you get the tip of my iceberg. i don't post any of the REALLY insane stuff. read all about it someday, in my memoirs). however, i do like the lights. but...

just when I begin to feel all soft and lovey toward my husband, he says or does something so incredibly STUPID, I flip off cold again.

I do have to admit, the movie A Christmas Story, is an all time favorite, thats about all I really look forward to.

I LOVE that movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my sweet old etcetera my sweet old etcetera aunt lucy during the recent war could and what is more did tell you just what everybody was fighting for, my sister Isabel created hundreds (and hundreds)of socks not to mention fleaproof earwarmers etcetera wristers etcetera, my mother hoped that i would ...

Bill Cosby: I tell my kids, "This is not the same person I grew up with. You are looking at an old woman who is trying to get into Heaven."

You know, smoking is a pretty stupid thing to do. You have to ask yourself, who the f*** starts smoking? Who one day decides, "hey, I'm gonna get addicted to this s***," (because you do have to make a conscious decision to get addicted to cigarettes). And then you realise that it's not ad...

Or most likely to the emotional response these things elicit. Other than blankets in general plus the ones made by my mother, I have some goblets that are like some my grandmother had. My grandparents drank iced tea and cold milk from them. When I was sick my grandmother made vanilla milk for me and...

[quote="suminonA"][quote="Caspian"]My problem with agnosticism is this: Agnosticism is the position that we can never know with certainty whether there is a God or not . Which is fair. But we can also never know with certainty whether there is a spoon or not . We can never know ...

The real question is, are you old enough to be Ela's mother?

I am 40.

old enough to be everyone's mother.

I did not get hateful with a person I really really really wanted to tell was an idiot!

seriously, the very best anytime, any mood food.......................................................Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! I like peanut butter and dill pickles too. The best ice cream I ever put in my mouth is Mayfield Carmel Coyote. The chocolate covered expresso beans are called 'c...

Pineapple side-up cake!